We play the Tampa Bay Lightning...it was so a blind date...stop ruin my stories, man!!! ^_~



My Onion Pic...compliments of the Flying Silvia Sibs.

sully, when you got those shelves down from my closet, there are more little boards up there. didn't realize there was anything else up there???

yes, i will get the BM's ready when you come for that!! i might have to get you to put my A/C in the next time you over as well!

and it wasn't a blind date. you saw her beforehand..big difference!! ;)

sully, who do we play 2nite?

Morning! great day isn't it?!

G'Morning!

Donde estas Hooey...te amo!!!

Can't talk long but the blind date was good. More details later.

tipsy tipsy tipsy. tired of peeps lookin at my outfit. is it b/c they like it or i look slutty? hmmmmmmmmmmm...

okay, no activity here folks, have a great weekend, i see you later...if you're lucky! :):)

yeah. last night was great. Keith it was awesome to meet you, and those tequila shots were killer! i liked the burping too, i fit right in there!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

Good Morning!!! Another beautiful day on God's Green Earth...last night was fun! I hope Keith checks in. Sorry for slagging on some of the songs if you check in K, yous guys ahh the profs...I am a simple egg happy to be in your prescence...I mean that too.

you still there? call me!

I drank the last of that Jameson's last night...who knew I liked that stuff. Thanks shortcake for turning me on once again...to kewl stuf I mean ^_~ WAH!!!

you've been drinking again. i wish i had $$$$$$$$$$$$$$. i want to go drink now!!!!!!!

Easy-E's fucked up and got the 8-Ball rollin'! I wuz...cool kickin' sss...I was..streets of L.A....

we just gave a girl a $20K scholarship after being REJECTED the first time around. she cried on the phone with me!!! this is a perfect case of persistence paying off!

my favorite superhero i guess would have to be wonderwoman as she is a chick, and i modeled her underoos when i was little!!

then what is stopping him? you are making no sense! kinda like me when y'all help me stumble back to your place!!

Who's your favorite Superhero?

HA aha ha!!! Yes! The traffic is stopping him. funny.

OK...Speedos on the Charles it is BUT NOT AFTER SUNSET!!!

why scotty can't go to what game? traffic is stopping him? huh?

are we confuzed today or waht? you drinkin again?

if you wear speedos for one hour on the charles/esplanade, and let me take pictures, i'll go and get you drunk afterwards.

i am dyin just thinkin about it!!!!!!!!!1

read the news man! j/k. I93 to storrow or sumthin will be one lane from storrow exit to bunker hill comm. college or sumthing friday at 7pm to sunday night. sunday night the tunnel opens as well. i actually dunno and don't care since i don't drive and am getting all confuZed now so ask someone else or look it up! :)

The weekend...what's going on with the traffic? I know there's Big Dig shit doing...it's why Scotty can't go to the game. Preacher mentioned anti-war rallies.
You can wear a bikini 24/7...^_~ But that empowers me to bust out the leopard print Speedos...let's hear it for the BANANA HAMMOCK!!!

i just walk around in a bikini in this weather! hahaha

huh? oops, did u mention what???

Oh...I did mention that didn't I...ooops! What's up with Boston this weekend? War protests? Belly shirts in celebration of the Sprung Spring?

oh, cool about the wheels!

oh, we weren't talking about "IT" on here, so i got confused and thought you were talking about the traffic jam this weekend i posted here!

You shortcake! ^_~ Keith has wheels. You'll meet him to-nite. If not we'll find a way or should I say...the way will find us. Shit...we can always rent an SUV...

who you talkin to sully?

Huh...don't sweat the details...they'll all fall together as they should.

PETER ROCKS! PETER ROCKS! PETER ROCKS!

SULLY, I DON'T KNOW THE FULL DETAILS AS I DON'T DRIVE, BUT THE LIBERTY TUNNEL OR SOMETHING WON'T BE OPEN TILL MONDAY? THE NORTH PART OR SUMTHIN? I THINK IT'S ONE LANE TRAFFIC UNTIL THEN?

HAHAHA..I'M STILL SO EXCITED, I'M IN CAPS! :) I ALMOST WANNA SKIP CLASS EARLY AND MEET YOU GUYS!

We got our IT TIX!!! Domo arigato, Petah-san, Zen Massa!!!

Did you get your It tix Irish?

Phish is on sale. Just got mine!

Related News Story

North Korea pulled out of the talks
With the south, and they're being war hawks
They're giving a gun
To each man and his son
So their army won't seem like such schlocks.

North Korea says that it ain't right
That our war games are within their sight
George says we won't attack
Like we did in Iraq
But the DPRK thinks we might.

In the north, the Koreans want nukes
In the south, they say that makes them kooks
Seems they only want chats
with U.S. diplomats
an idea that the region rebukes.

Why a wreck in Boston?

I hear driving is gonna be a mess this weekend in Boston!! Good luck to all y'all driving into and out of the trainwreck. :(

get back to work slacker! :)

just bustin the over-sized balls. ;)

Hey kids...bizzie bizzie bizzie today so...the inmates can take over! I'll try to check in but my balls are the size of mason jars right now they;ve been busted so hard for shirking.

Yo mama so fat, it took me three trains and 45+ minutes just to get on her good side!

good morning bloggers! or lack of bloggers. :)

it took me three trains and 45+ minutes to get into work today! here's hoping the day shapes up!

PETER!!! DON'T FORGET TO ORDER THE TICKETS AT NOON TODAY! EMAIL OR BLOG IF YOU CAN AFTERWARDS! i was just gonna email you with the email address i see here, but i wasn't sure if that was the main one you checked or anything?

Rosh ambow? What is that, a new Jewish holiday?

Rochambeau might be what yer looking for. Named for the commander of the French forces during the American revolution. ...oh, wait Rosh ambow isn't like freedom fries or something, is it? Are you trying to make a statement?

ha ha---hooey!

ha ha---hooey!

ha ha---hooey!

I went to the Parish Cafe with Dane and Munchkin last Saturday. Please don't tell Scotty.

Here's a little story about the Parish and yours truly...I was telling this to Bergie, an old friend and Parish companion.

The Night Was Arid...
Wait a sec! That's not how it starts!!!

Well, actually, it is a short story. I was out with a some friends...we already had a few but it was wickid early and as my main man Robert Frost said, "And miles to go before I sleep and miles to go before I sleep...". Needless to say we were feeling good! But not drunk enough to not get into the Rattlesnake. One of my friends, my best friend from high school, Scott, was the culprit. He's always got that evil glow to his eyes...it wasn't the booze, yet! Nothing is more of a downer than a doorman with an attitude. The doorman at the Snake wouldn't let us in because he thought Scotty was drunk. No, Scotty wasn't drunk...he's just got an attitude problem. So we cross the street to go to the Parish...good old faithful Parish...where I personally contributed to the college tuitions and cocaine habits of many an employee...but I digress. And the doorman refused to let us in...because the Rattlesnake's doorman radioed over to him. I was appalled! Insulted! Dejected! Rejected! I was names dropping...wouldn't help. I was looking for dinner...wouldn't help. I HAVE A MUG!!! It wouldn't help.
So we ended up at Fire & Ice...Sheryl Vasquez and Dan McDaid took excellent care of us. But a seed of fire was planted in my brow that night...it was one thing for them to change the ingredients making their food sub-par, but it is a completely different story when a regular with a mug gets denied. So I did what had to be done...
I returned the next week with my sidekick Pedro (how do you know I'm not Peter's sidekick, huh?). The bartender was the one I couldn't remember...dark hair, nose ring, someone's sister, used to be a server there...we chatted. The same idiot doorman was there...and good too. Upon leaving, I bring my mug with me (which, by the way, I am completely in my rights to do)...the idiot doorman grabs my free arm at the door and says I can't take it out of there. Lemme tell you Bergie, I couldn't have planned this better because this was all going how I thought this should go. With a triumphant and barbaric YALP!!! I bring down my mug with all my might and shatter it on the Parish doorstep. Nobody disrespects my friends. And without missing a stride, I had one foot in a cab, turning my head back to see that idiot doorman grabbing a broom.
I'm not going back there. Maybe for the reunion special...but not for any other reason

fa fa---phooey...

fa fa----phlunkie...

fa fa---fooohye...

Night kids!

Hold the Press! I don't work this Saturday... I work next Saturday. I'm going to the game Preacher. So who gets to go? Whisper or your sister? Should we Rock Paper Scissor for it? Rosh ambow (sp)?

WAH!!! I'm sew frickin' bizzie!!! And all I want is a nap!!!

Oh wow - they're doing all their "mail order" ordering on-line. Garsh! Good thing I got the phat internet connection over here at Hahvahd.

Irish, psyched you're coming by thursday - wanna just call us when you're on your way ovah - don't wanna post my phone # on the internet - paranoia self-destroya - so you can use Sully's cellio or i can get it to you another way.

xoxo

See y'all up at It then! Knock on wood... my request for mail order has NEVER been turned down.

Sully, you gotta work Saturday? Any word on Scott yet? Where should we hook up for the ticket exchange?

Of course - you are invited, silly person. We can meet you at the T, s'all good. Will be fun to have you!!

I'll put in for mail order too - what the heck! And BRING ON THE HIPPIE CHICKS!!!!

xoxo

Actually we'd meet ya at the T station...^_^

You would have to take the Red Line to Porter Square and walk...you are most welcome for Nero & Pedro. We're auditioning groupies and we want to see how well you can...how can I say...."multitask". ^_~ WAH!

Hey-

Count me in on the Phish show. Sully and I will bring guitars and serenade munchkin all night long into between trips to the nitrous balloon line - I have a good tent too.

Funny Sully - I ran into your mom at one of them big Phish shows - she was so fucking stoned, confused and horny she thought that the Clifford Ball was her chance to fuck a big red dog.

And I'm all for Sully using personal ads - finding the right person is about putting yourself out there and trying to improve your luck. Nobody should just wait at home for the match.com'ers to e, but there's nothin' wrong with pimpin' on as many outlets as possible, aww yeah!

Munchkin - me 'n sully are doin' some playin' and tokin' and jokin' at my place on thursday so you should come hang with us and be our muse. We have to play serious for a little bit, but not for that long. And we certainly don't need to be sober to do it.

xoxo

OK! Tell us about your midterm...hellacious?

Are you talking the Limestone 2 day show? Do I want to be tethered to a drugged out munchkin...of course! We'll hafta see though. Transport, $$$ et al.

[3/25/2003 1:28:13 PM | Irish Whisper]
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!! WANNA DO ME?? (NO STUPID, I MEAN MAINE!) :)

Can't I do both? ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ WAH!!!

Yeah...Tuesday's Sooperskate Day with James. No rest for the wickid pissah, huh?
And shure let it happen naturally is nice and all BUT also there's something to be had when it comes to having gumption and going out there and seeing who's out there. I have been playing it natural too. This is new to me...Dane's actually made out on a few Internet dates and once Matty takes a really nice B/W candid showing my shy handsomeness and the eyes that make time stand still...I'll be a bigger Mac then Bernie and Big. Word is bond. Noooge!

I'm working Saturday here at the HLS. HLS Visiting Committee...big whigs with $$. Rich Alum we gotta sheperd. That's kewl. It's all OT which I need and I get to studt and start my next paper.
Sorry about the drunk dialing. It was about the hockey ticket but then I realized...I was too drunk to talk.

Sully!'s Onion Personal Ad. Talk about humorous! WAH! But I already got one response to it so...

So...HEY IRISH WHISPER!!! Wake the fuck up!!! You fuckin' fuck!!!
So I gotta work on Saturday as I thought, Munchkin. That means the tickets are going to Preacher if you don't speak up. He mentioned he wanted to take his sister so that's one out of two tickets taken. If you want to go I'd suggest starting some dialog if interested. If not both tix will go to Preacher. It's a 1:30PM matinee versus the "Fuck the" New York Rangers starring that Bug Dummeh...#88 Eric Lindros (used to be a Flyer).

Once I get my photo up there...they'll be lined up like planes into Logan...noooge. I'm sew frickin' tired...do I have to party tonight? I just wanna sleep!!!

Good luck!

Dane found his car. Complete stoner moment. 3 blocks up from where he thought it would be.

Lining up my first Onion personal date...wish me luck. ^_^

Dude...where's his car? It was there last night. Who the hell would want to steal a Standard? He's called the tow lot...not there. He's doing a systematic grid search and we're hoping we can chaulk this up to a stoner moment. But dude...where's Dane's car?

No... what happened to Dane's car?

Whisper...how was your midterm. I barely remember talking to you last night.
Hooey...yo mama sews socks that smell.
Preacher...have you seen Dane's car? ^_~
Kiwi...although she phoned the other day I will still say that she's decomposing in the trunk of a Mini Cooper until we're given Proof of Life.

G'Night Hooey...wish Whisper luck with her midterm tonight which she won't get until tomorrow 'cuz she's outta of da office today.
We'll make plans for Thursday and a practice session before I embarass the fuck out of myself with my breaking Peter Brady voice next Tuesday.

Well yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

Ninja's kill anyone they want.

The Official Ninja Homepage.

Yah!! Of course! That's why they're not very good. Such as...

Yo mama so fuckin' dumb and horny she ordered the Globe cuz they promised to give it to her every day

you making this shit up?

^_~

Yo mama's so fat, but I fucked her anyway.

YOUR mom so fat she took a nap outdoors in South Dakota and now she got the faces of four Presidents on her ass!

Oh yeah...Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Ha! Awesome ...

Your mom so easy the only pickup line she needs is the one backed up for blocks outside her house!

Good Pickup Lines!

Hooey...yo fat-assed mama was sitting on my face and I says "woman! you must weigh 288 pounds...and dat's two gross!" WAH!!!

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/24/2003


The "Devil Docs" work on a wounded soldier. Unharmed vital organs pitch a pretty penny on the Black Market.

'Devil Docs' operate on friend and foe
In field operating room, wounds matter more than sides

SOUTHERN IRAQ (CNN) -- Early Monday, somewhere in the southern desert of Iraq, the "Devil Docs" of the U.S. Navy performed surgery on an Iraqi soldier's abdomen.
In this mobile operating room -- a tent that can be set up or torn down in less than an hour -- it's not unusual for these doctors -- Navy personnel who work for the Marines Corps -- to perform surgery on their enemy.
The most badly wounded fighters from the front lines are treated first, regardless of whether they are friend or foe.

The wounded Iraqi combatants are screened through rigorous standards for blood and organ quality. Then their organs are harvested for the Black Market. US Army and Navy surgeons credit these practices back to the Korean Conflict. "Where do you think Hawkeye and Trapper had enough money to run that Still?", asked Capt. Drew Pantango, Navy surgeon stationed at the mobile hospital. "These days we can harvest more than just the good old "heart, lung, kidney, liver" combo. Nowadays it seems that cornea are the sweetest piece of the pie and viable hair transplants with roots. Blood and whole eyes are good too". Pantango went on to say that the major market for organs has been recently saturated by the latest culling of political dissidents in China where the same practice is used on executed prisoner but expects a robust 3rd quarter and solid returns for his investors despite the Chinese influence on the market.
"Sure it sounds hideous but we're not called Devil Docs for no reason, huh?" Pantango said.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/24/2003


Saddam appeared in military uniform and read from a prepared script.

Saddam goes on TV to rally troops

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Saddam Hussein appeared on his state-run television Monday to tell the nation that the United States and its allies are "trapped" as Iraq resists "heroically."
It was not immediately clear whether the speech was broadcast live or was taped. Saddam talked about current battles and referred to "setbacks" for his "enemies."
"Today you are standing in a position that would please the friend and would anger the enemy and all the infidels," he said. "You will be victorious against the enemies and you are causing them to suffer."

After giving the inspirational speech which Saddam lifted from the "Successories" web site, Saddam then went on to finish the regular broadcast schedule as VeeJay for Iraq's only Music Television station. Saddam changed from his military fatigues into lounging robes, fired up his houkah and the dancing girls came on. Hussien, who's #1 rated music program "Songs You Must Listen To" is the defining presence in Iraqi Pop Culture and music. Borrowing from Japan's Hey! Hey! Hey! Music Champ! to even the US's Solid Gold, the variety program showcases the latest pop artist talent, dance crazes and also the ever popular "Dancing to Allah", where prisoner's feet are shot at in order to make them hop into a giant vat of anthrax.
Currently #1 on Iraq's Pop Chart is Mohammed "MoMo" Hussein, 18th son of Saddam and his hit single, "Die Infidel Die". Litigation by rap group Public Enemy's Chuck D. Blackman and Flava Flav is so far unsuccessful over copyright infringment which Flav stating that "that punk mutha ripped our shiz-ite off, word...know what I'm sayin'?. He sings right over our Burn Hollywood Burn. Muthafuckah didn't even mix out our voices...he sings right over it. When I see that MoMo...I'm gonna be like bitch! Wheah's my money at??? And slap his ass".

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/24/2003


Nicole Kidman won best actress for "The Hours." Kidman referred to Oscar as her most favorite short guy now.

'Chicago' triumphs at Oscars
Musical wins six Oscars at night of surprises

(CNN) -- To paraphrase from a song not in the musical, "Chicago" was Oscar's kind of town Sunday night, winning six Academy Awards at a show full of upsets, emotion and some politics that couldn't be left at the door.
The musical of razzmatazz and "All That Jazz" became the first movie musical to win best picture since 1968's "Oliver!" It also took home Oscars for best supporting actress (Catherine Zeta-Jones), art direction, costume design, sound and film editing. "Chicago" had led all films with 13 nominations.
But even with "Chicago's" good feelings carrying the day, it was best actor Adrien Brody and best actress Nicole Kidman who brought the house down with their moving speeches.

Most Americans woke up Monday morning several hundreds of thousand of dollars poorer in regards to military spending but also surprised to find out that a movie nobody outside of New York, LA and Boston has seen has swept the 75th Academy Awards. Jasper McNulty, 54, of the Ozark Mountains was dismayed and dejected over the treatment most middle Americans recieve in regards to the Oscar voting. "I haven't been this miffed since 'Chariots of Fire'. No one but the critics saw that either," said McNulty as he widdled a piece of pine into smaller, several pieces of pine.
"It's a shame...a real shame that 'real' and 'genuine' movies such as Blue Crush and Attack of the Clones were passed over in favor of an anal-raping fugitive like Roman Polanski. I wish I could cornhole a 13 year old girl and still recieve critial accalim and accolades," McNulty mumbled as he looked over at his 14 year old niece, Sammy Jo.

Michael Moore's acceptance speech, however, earned applause from some -- but hoots of derision from others.
Accompanied on stage by his fellow documentary nominees, Moore, who won best documentary feature for "Bowling for Columbine," wasted no time in lighting into President Bush, the 2000 election and the war in Iraq.
"I've invited my fellow documentary nominees on stage with us here in solidarity with me," he said, "because we like non-fiction and we live in fictitious times. We live in the time where we have fictitious election results that elect a fictitious president. We live in a time where we have a man who's sending us to war for fictitious reasons, whether it's the fiction of duct tape or the fiction of orange alerts. ... We have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons. We are against this war, Mr. Bush. Shame on you, Mr. Bush, shame on you."

As reported in The Leek, as Moore was berrating the legitimacy of the Bush Administration the music came up 57 seconds into his acceptance speech cutting off the anit-Bush, anti-war rabble rousing. "We said we weren't accepting any anti-American activities up there and we meant it," said Julie Friedmann, 34, associate director of the ABC broadcast.

Sully-

Your mama's like melted butter - spreads so easy ...

Irish-

Dr. Feelgood = me making sure you can enjoy 4:20 tomorrow. Cuz I wuv you and want to curry favor so you don't hate me for bailing tomorrow!!

NEXT WEEK! NEXT WEEK!

And yah, Norah does suck and I was high and forgot we brought it up. She's no MacKenzie and NEVER COULD BE!

HA HA HA!!! Yo mama like a Coke machine...put a dollar in her you get the Real Thing.

NICE! You're totally gonna win this volley, but fuck it ... umm, lessee ...

Your momma like a Chef Boy-Ar-Dee factory - someone always puttin' sausage in her can!

Yo mama so fat, gravy is an aphrodesiac!

HA - your momma so fat she scratch her back with a 747!

xoxo

Norah should be on your list. Just out of sheer general principal. You know hte Grammys are about moving covers...not artistic talent.

WAH!!! You mamma so fat she use a VCR for a BEEPER!

Ha, great thanks! Add Alicia Keys and Vanessa Carlton to that list too!! Norah Jones is still undecided as she's the daugher of Ravi Shankar and quite the cutie pie...

I'll probably leave the house around 4 so I can dig the afternoon light.

xoxo

Oh yeah? Well your mama so loose she went skydivin' and didn't need a parachute!

xoxo

Oh...BTW: your momma so fat she jump up in the air she get STUCK!

I wish you nothing but Billy Joel, Elton John and Ben Folds requests!!! ^_~ Give a call when your on your way...that is if you have your cell phone on you. Or call when you're leaving your home. You a morning runner?

Is the convergence of events in the world driving anyone else over the bend?? I totally feel out of control!!

BTW - TUESDAY AT THE BURREN!! It's happenin'! Irish - you should try to come and cheer on our Sully!! Sully - don't worry, we'll get some more practice in - maybe tuesday night you come home from work with me, big boy?

I have another new handle that my friend Emily gave me yesterday - Captain Proton!

I leave you with a song:

Let's Make Love Tonight
==================

It's getting pretty late
Another night as a dateless wonder
I wish I could sedate
This hangover I'm fallin' under
I've tipped more cups tonight
Than a china shop on a rollercoaster
You might look allright,
But tomorrow you may look like, a horror movie poster
What do you say?

I'm not much the kind
Who goes in for strong advances
But I just read the paper
And figured I'd just take my chances
I could treat you right
You'd never have to be afraid-a
At least come stay the night
And help me get my mind of the Al-Qaeda

And I'll go home with anyone I can
Since I heard about the Taliban
Now it's hit rock bottom,
Cuz Saddam's in their sights
We might blow up tomorrow, so let's make love
tonight!!

I should just go home
Before you punch me in the grill
But I just have to say it
This Iraq shit is such a buzzkill
Will I have a life or a future now that we're at war?
All the bets are off
So we might as well just do it on the floor!

I never had much appetite for sin
Since I started watchin' CNN
I got time for fuckin'
Cuz I don't sleep at night
We might blow up tomorrow so let's make love tonight

Gettin' hitched was never in my plan
But Bush's boys made me a marryin' man
Our boys out by the thousands
Waiting around to fight
We might blow up tomorrow, so let's make love tonight!

Kids-

I have to reschedule fun tomorrow night, sadly. I had half-committed to a gig earlier in the week and it's kind of a cool one where I get to play piano so I'm gonna do it. It's with my ex so I'm a little nervous about it but I want to give it a shot. How about next thursday or saturday?

And in the meantime, Dr. Feelgood is planning on swinging by sometime during the afternoon to at least make sure you have the appropriate tools for fun ...

PLEASE LET's GET TOGETHER SOON! My next few weeks are much like Sully's mom - wikkid open.

xoxo

With that kinda grammah...ahh you drunk now, chief?

i am yet to see as drunk as i get! we will get there!

This is me after every weekend I hang with Whisper

I like the belly dancer...
WAH!!! Party party party!!!

BJ smiley on website i lost.
this is best i can do:

yup, that's supposed to be you. AH SHIT! my boss was lookin at my smileys, and i didn't want her to see the joint guy! all she said was, party party party! i said, yup!

double d'oh!

this sums up sunday

Dude...like wheah's the blow job smiley? ^_~

Hey! The little bald one with the sunglasses and the guitar...that's me!!! I recognize me!

this pretty much sums up my weekend

hahaha!

Irish Whisper's Hometown after her first experience with PMS:

sully before he started shaving his back

The Poodle Bites...The Poodle Chews It. Arf, she said.

this is my dog back home! aww....

okay, my mom's dog...wasn't my choice!

WICKID PISSAH!!! I LOVE IT!!!

Who wimped what? Don't chu worry munchkin...we'll get some lemons. I'll make up for it later...WAH!!! ^_~

sully it's orange!

whatever, you guys whimped out bigtime.

Shock & Awe! That's what was on the TV that I said I had two dicks! "Want me to shock & awe you, hunny...I have two penises...it's true. I can fill you out like an application".

We didn't chicken out of body shots until you mentioned hygene. Ms. "Ohhh I just took a shower" blah blah blah...SHUT THE FUCK UP, WENCH AND MAKE ME A STEAK!!! ^_~ WAH!
Oh...we didn't have any lemons...remember? You must have lemons for the body shot. Mabye later tonight...^_~

Did it have my eyes? ^_~

oh my god! i had a dream i had a baby last night!! oh no!!!

sure, just point me in the direction!

hey, did we kill that second bottle last night? why did everyone chicken out of body shots??

I insist. ^_~ Now have another drink you fuckin' lush.

okay, if you insist sullster!!! MWAH!!

you will NOT get me at manray! rack it is!!!!!!!!

j/k..i will go anywhere..anytime.

damn! i wish i could still fit into my vinyl pants!!!

Whisper...
I was too lazy to walk you to the station. I rather know you got home safe. I do not live in the nicest nor safest neighborhood.
You must realize this. You are a cute, short chick and walking around my neighborhood after midnight is literally asking for trouble. I will not allow you to leave my house unprotected or unsafe.

Saturday at MANRAY

.LIQUID

Saturdays...in the cage...Chris New Wave Party
Party Out Of Bounds and dance to the best of the 80's. DJ Chris Ewen
spins at the Boston area's longest running evening of retro fun.
Picked by the Boston Phoenix Readers Poll as the best Saturday club
night for the last two years in a row. Expect to hear all of your
favorites, and some gems from Chris' extensive 80's archives that
will jog your memory, make you smile and move your feet in the
direction of the dancefloor.

haha! thanks doctor! you should see us play cranium if you liked our previous performances! :)

Okay. Morning guys. Steak was too good to describe with words. How Dane isn't married by now to some hot sweet chick is beyond me. Any woman would be lucky to have ANY of you guys.

I think I was more drunk that I thought last night. Don't really remember getting home all that well..blur..blur...blur...

Sully, thank you YET again for a wonderful everning, but you really need to stop giving me money! I can walk to the T by myself!! You are too kind. really are. Oh, and I'm not gonna go the gym today so that you don't have to wait around for me, but i have to get there tomorrow at some point. I don't see that happening for some reason. Sunday I have to study and do the gym, but I am free for saturday.

Hooey, I think the plan is that sully is gonna come to my place for a little tonight, then we're gonna head back to his place to watch SPINAL TAP (:):):)) AND THEN (:):)) you either come over saturday or we can go to your place and watch x-mas vacation and ab fab. sully!! we have to watch x-mas vacation today!!

Hooey, I'm so glad we get to hang out again!!

Sully, I was thinking maybe when you get here, just come up to my office, and maybe we can go on the web and look at prices and stuff for the trip? I need a ballpark of what to save, and how to start my savings for it. If we aren't up for it, that's cool too, but you should come here anyway to see my office!

so did "who you know" sleep over???? hahhaaha!

oh, and can i sing? let's see. you know what it might sound like if you accidentally stepped on clark's foot or tail?? well, that's about how my singing sounds. i wish i could sing and play, i know i'm a HUGE musician at heart, but that's about as far as it goes. :)

However, I do make an excellent groupie. :)

I'd just like to interject something -

Sully and Irish Whisper, you two together, either in person or virtually, is/are some of the funniest shit I've encountered in recent years, and I've worked at a fucking improv comedy theater for the last five. I was laughing out loud in my cube as I was getting caught up. Yeesh!! KEEP IT UP!

xoxo

We started watching This Is Spinal Tap last night but Whisper had to go home...no she wasn't walking funny...why ask?
We could watch that. Ab Fab. The ceiling.
Hooey does have a video camera BTW. ^_~
Whisper...any suggetsions?
I also thought we could go over Hooey's place and we can drink beer and hang too...we like playing music. Whisper...can you sing? We're always looking for our friends to Ocho up with us.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/21/2003


This leaflet dropped over southern Iraq by coalition aircraft warns Iraqi troops not to destroy oil wells.

UK: Iraq torches 30 oil refineries

AR RUMAYLAH, Iraq (CNN) -- Retreating Iraqi soldiers have torched up to 30 oil refineries in southern Iraq Friday, according to British Defense Secretary Geoff Hoon.
"Most of the oil infrastructure on the peninsula have been secured intact," he said. "I can confirm however that the Iraqi regime has set fire to a number of oil wells, our latest information is up to 30 oil wells are alight amongst hundreds in southern Iraq.
"The primary aim of our current operations is to prevent further opportunities of such deliberate destruction, and to enable remedial action to be taken as soon as is practical."

Vice President Dick Cheney was seen weeping over his daily bowl of Cheerios over the news of the fires. Condaleeza Rice described Cheney as "inconsolable" and "bereved". The weeping Cheney then threw his cereal bowl at the kitchen television striking the visage of Katie Couric as she desribed the burning refineries. President Bush hearing of the fires asked for prayers from Americans because as he said: "It's the only thing that'll keep gas prices down are your prayers".

HA!

I will bring the camera and the gumbo, but rest assured that my services as cameraman do not cum cheap. This thing has spell check, right?

And Mac'K - every side is YOUR good side, baby ...

Movie marathon sounds fab. I might bring the camera just in case, and we can make "Reverend Sully Repents", a weekly dialogue in which your host Reverend Sully confesses in full disclosure all of the disgusting thoughts he's had over the past week, and then provides his phone number for one-on-one follow-up discussions. Reverend Sully is a practicting Minister, but he so good at it he never has to practice. It just comes out his ass. Aww yeah ...

So what filmage shall there be?

xoxo

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/21/2003


Even though outlawed in Islamic Shar'ia Law, captured Iraqis are offering "Blowjobs for Lives". "We are sure Allah will understand", said Iraqi POW Abba Bin Mohammed al Asqua as he wiped his chin, happy to be alive.

U.S. flag flies over Iraqi port

UMM QASR, Iraq (CNN) -- An American flag flew over the new Iraqi port of Umm Qasr Friday after U.S. Marines took control after light resistance from Iraqi troops, according to a Reuters correspondent.
Adrian Croft said the old port, about a mile away, was still in Iraqi hands. The British Royal Marines, who are working in tandem in the south of Iraq, had earlier established a beachhead on the Faw Peninsula, Iraq's only Persian Gulf coast.
The UK Defence Minister Geoff Hoon said he expected the whole of Umm Qasr to be shortly under allied control, with facilities to be set up for humanitarian operations.

The US Flag flew over the port of Umm Qasr making it the first American Colonial site for the 21st Century. "Sure the port will be beneficial for humanitarian aid but what other place would make a great colonial staging ground as this?", asked Gunnery Sgt. Murray Peters, 27 of Blue Bayou, MI. "We cannot wait to have indigoneous people resent us once again as an occupying force. I mean I've got dirty looks before but nothing compares to this besides the way Hawaiians looked at me when I was on shore leave in Kona a few years back".
Chief Mark Running Hare Stevens of the Muskoqueeganana Tribe gave advice to the Iraqis. "Just yes the White Man to death. I dunno why Bush is bitching about biological weapons...it's not like we bitch about all those blankets the Europeans gave us when y'all came over. But I say to the Iraqis, just start drinking and perhaps open a few casinos and the embarassment of your occupation will subside hopefully in fewer generations it took my people".

[3/20/2003 4:56:29 PM | Irish Whisper]
hahaha! wow! i've never ever had a guy to do that to me. do guys know how to be romantic anymore? damn. i bet i missed out on a lot of that stuff. like a guy washing your hair, etc...okay, back to the matter at hand...

Romance...passion...ahhh...the forgotten things that make the human's world go round and round...
::sigh::
Guys don't know how to be romantic. Men do.

Steaks were great, huh?

Gotta go and snap the carot now before I see Whisper or I'll libel to end up humping her leg like Clark. ^_~
Have a good night y'all!!!

Well I was going to brush the tangles out of your hair too while I had you in the tub...^_~

Hooey needs a tripod or else it'll look like Die Hard 3 with the camera bopping up and down...

BTW: I'd gently untie your binds, take you into my arms, draw you a hot bath and sweetly undo the mess that I've done. ^_~ You don't mind if Hooey watches?

hahaha! wow! i've never ever had a guy to do that to me. do guys know how to be romantic anymore? damn. i bet i missed out on a lot of that stuff. like a guy washing your hair, etc...okay, back to the matter at hand...

of course Hooey can watch..that just makes it more fun. but he HAS to position the camera to get my "good" side.

I got homemade tapioca puddin' available upon request. Freshly whipped. ^_~

You're the chick among dudes once again and just how you like it. The only other chick who posts here is Kiwi and she's decomposing in the trunk of a Mini Cooper.

BTW: I'd gently untie your binds, take you into my arms, draw you a hot bath and sweetly undo the mess that I've done. ^_~ You don't mind if Hooey watches?

But then the idea of you pretending to be a waitress is pretty funny...

oh sully, i only like chocolate and tapioca pudding. :)

you must bring your camera. i've always wanted to see how i look on film! and i think sully's plan was to wrap me in bubble wrap and then snap the bubbles..one by one...

ahh...where have all the bambina's gone??

and then....

we get it on! yeah baby! yeah! dr. hooey. two posts from you in one day?? could this be true??? :) um, i am free like a bird saturday. well, after sully unties me and wipes all the shit off me. (dazed moment: i bet she's kinda cute once you clean all the shit off of her) let's get dressed up and go to rack! hahahaha. no, seriously. i want to make money! i would honestly do it too. go to the bar, get their beers, take it to them, then get tipped!!! then recycle the money for us to drink!!! how suhweet is that boys??

hooey...we can have our movie marathon!!!!!!!!!!!! (i'll wear the boots!) hahha

DUDE! I'll bring the pudding!

And then...

SWEET! I'll bring the videocamera, and MacKenzie can bring a nubile bambina for me!!

xoxo

Actually...I'd use Astroglide. Millions of homos can't be wrong.

Saturday...I'm waking up...then I think I'm getting my Bloody Mary on with Munchkin. Then...I'm going to try to talk her into lewd acts. With enough persistance and KY Jelly, I think it'll work.
^_~

HAPPY STEAK and BJ DAY!! I'm sorry I can't come tonight (har har) - I've gotta go play a show for all the drunken khaki-wearin' yuppie set who would giggle nervously to their dates at the thought of meat swapping! They're my people though, even though half of them are HOT and on a date with some loozah (the other half)!

I hope you guys get your steak on!!! What are people doing saturday? I know Sully's free ... let us know love ...

xoxo

::sigh::

>as long as a pic already has a web address that can be found, you can post pics.
>that still doesn't explain why i see them and you don't though.

Some hosts, especially those that have bandwidth limitations, will prevent redirects to image files on their server. You can post a link to it in that case, but not the image itself.
Of course, if the image has already been viewed on your machine, you have a cached copy of it and will be able to view the image normally until the image is bumped, cleared, or otherwise removed from your temporary internet files directory.

::sigh::

sully, i went ahead and deleted the posts, b/c when i logged on here today, they were red x's!! WEIRD!! it sure entertained me yesterday though!!

Irish Whisper. The images still are not showing so I'm thinking of converting them into links. Is that cool with you?

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/20/2003


Tatu -- Lena Katina, left, and Yulia Volkova -- have hit No. 1 in several countries with their song "I Lost My Mind," but the group's sexual antics have gotten critics upset.

Controversial Russian lesbian duo a hit
Tatu raising hackles, climbing charts

MOSCOW, Russia (AP) -- Clad in skimpy tank tops, teenage pop stars Lena and Yulia giggle and clasp hands on a Russian television talk show as their hit music video is played for a studio audience.
The camera pans over the audience, lingering on a Russian Orthodox priest who grimaces and crosses himself when the video shows the girls kissing.
The pop duo Tatu -- Russian slang for "This girl (loves) that girl" -- has long been causing a sensation at home.

Fuck war. Love instead. That's all the Leek for today. Go find some love to counter all this war.

That's the Leek today.

i have cable too, so what's the haha about? towards me or no?

yes! thanks for the reminder! new SP!!

yeah, sully. at 6 on a friday , peeps will be working, uh NO!

Sure...any hot broads there. Some office chicks like it hot & hard you know.

Ha ha! I got cable (shitty satellite UNUSABLE SIGNAL!!!). What show. I GET BRAND NEW SOUTH PARK!
And stupid WB's Angel that I love to watch is on. Last one with Eliza "Rowr" Dushku.

sully, that sucks! if you want, i'll take you to my office friday and show you myself! wanna see my office friday?

No...can't see them at all...just little red x's like the ones on my eyes in the morning.

yes, i can. you STILL can't see all these pics?? they're great!!!!

You can see that pic right? Halley Joel Osmet

sully can't post what i can...nah nah nah nah nah

Maybe you see Dead People too. ^_~

that still doesn't explain why i see them and you don't though.

yes, they are those pics. all you do is click on the pic, it comes up, and there is a direct website for them. click on the web address, NOT properties, adn you're all set. as long as a pic already has a web address that can be found, you can post pics.

but i didn't need to tell you that being the moderator...now did i? :P)

If I came over your workmates would be like...this is the guy with the girl problems? He's too cute for that! ^_~

If they're the pics from the site I gave you the link earlier, know that I had problems posting the pics too. I cannot see the pics you're posting nor are they on the WWW site. Are they on yours? Did you download them and post them from your computer or are they direct links to the site. My Eddie didn't work earlier but I am perplexed that you are able to see them and I'm not. I'm not fucking with you.

i guess i got magical powers that even the moderator can't get! mwuhahahahahahahah

if you could come over to my computer you would see them........and laugh!

Nope

well i dunno what you're talking about, but all the pics are here. i'm starting at them right now. it's working fine. how can't you see them but i can??

What pics...they're not rendering on my text editor screen nor are they appearing on the Web Site.

fuckin eddy

:)

you gotta leave blue leisure suit up though!

what? no one posts on this board!!! the pics are great!! you don't want em up? fine, go ahead. Rtard

Mind if I kill some of those?

huh? are you jokin with me? eddie's up! big ass picture! are you drinking already?

Watch what? ^_~

I dunno...Eddie didn't post for me either.

I MISS YOU TOO DRINGO!!!

hahaha

I'd like to see more posts from different peeps yeah. Especially Dringo...I MISS YOU THE MOST DRINGO!!!

sully, you need to get people on this board who have nothing better to do all day than write here! :)
actually i'm glad it's this way. i told you i'm more concentrated at work and that's most important to me. plus i can find many distractions on my own!! :)

Hooey's not tuned in methinks. He could be...watching us. Making faces at me...taunting me!!!

Dr. Hooey, you missed one hell of a game sunday!!

CORN VERTICAL, CORN SIDEWAYS..

AND THEN...

SHITTER'S FULL

Yeah. Last I heard things were going well, but they're "still getting to know each other." She really seems happy about him though.

Call her dude. 10-10-719-011-64-9 and her number means it's only like 7 cents a minute. You probably can't call me for that little.If you don't get her, I'm sure Annette would tell you when she'll be around.

New boy? See, you got the 411...still that Chris guy we were busting her nuggets over.

At least you get actual correspondence...sheeesh. I miss my Kiwi...::sad Sully face:: :..^ (

...and on top of all that she's trying to squeeze in a scuba certification class soon.

Nah, I'm playing chess with Kiwi.

She's wicked busy though... a major research project, several papers, two jobs, an intern placement, and a new boy will do that to ya.

Or Irish Whisper scared her off...Queen Bee syndrome?

Kiwi has given up on us and the Blog. Sure she'll say she's bizzie. Sure she'll blame the 18 hour time difference. Sure she'll say she didn't have enough phone books to put under her chair to reach the computer. But there is no love from that part of the world. I'm sad to say that Kiwi is decomposing in the trunk of a Mini-Cooper.

where is KIWI?

Foxwoods is in the far down the path development office. Need to replenish the coffers with ducats you know. I can't put an ETA on that but I will TBA it though.
Well my bedroom's not an abbatoir. But you're correct...boudoir is incorrect.

i still can't believe there is a sink in every room of your house sully! that place is a keeper!

Oh... and you don't have a boudoir anymore... that's a lady's bedroom.

Too true... it's good to be able to give pointers. Hope you learn "porn style".

oh. darn. damn you for leading us on hooey face! :):)

Dood... foxwoods! We'll have to get our blackjack on for Vegas! Speaking of which, have they set a date? Booking the suite now wouldn't be a bad idea.

Preacher
You never know...actually it's so when I got a naive Betty in my boudoir I can get my way everytime with a few hints and prompts. Like Snoop Dogg said "put my dick on your shoulder, I want it to be on your mind soon...now stick it in your mouth...oh shit the cops are coming...hide it behind yo head...".

He's got a gig Thursday I believe that's why he cannot attend.
That was the plan...for a smaht guy I can be slooooooow sometime kiddo.

Why do you want to know how to suck dick? :o

sully, with foxwoods, that is the plan!

when does dr. hooey have a gig? what are we talkin about here o'slobberman? ;)

Thursday's Steak & BJ Day. I'm teaching the Irish Whisper how to cook a Steak...she's gonna teach me how to suck a dick. ^_~

I've never been to Foxwoods. I think if we go we should make a night of it and stay there over night and get a civilized break'est in the morning.

Foxwoods could be fun... keep me posted!

What's up for thursday?

I still got The Ring. Dr. Hooey has a gig...maybe a date? (HA! Bustin' nuggets, Pedro...we have to get used to this shit especially on the road when the chicks will ask...which one are you?).
I tried to post a pic of Randy Quaid from that scene with the hat on and the cigar in his mouth but as you can see...red X.

sully! that is fuckin great! you get the gold star for today!!! i can't stop laughing! "i can't swim clark." "i know that eddie"

priceless! my boss doesn't find it as funny as we do! i have to go watch that movie tonight now!!

that website is getting bookmarked along with ab fab!

do we know if peter coming thursday? if so, i'll bring the movie.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/19/2003


A worker takes down drapes from the red carpet area along Hollywood Boulevard on Tuesday.

Toned-down Oscars to go on as scheduled

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- The 75th Academy Awards will go on as scheduled Sunday despite the possibility of war with Iraq, organizers said Tuesday, though the show and glamorous red-carpet display will be toned down out of respect.
The Oscars have been postponed only three times in the show's 74-year history, and never because of war.
"We all understand that the country is on the brink of war and may be sending American men and women into harm's way almost as we speak," said Gil Cates, the producer of this year's show. "We must prepare for the show to be produced under these circumstances."

Producers and organizers think that the red carpet would invoke thoughts of the "Red Alert", the Homeland Security highest level of danger awareness. "We keep the subliminals down to a bare minimum these days and concentrate that on moving sodapop, concessions and crappy sequels. We wouldn't want this to work against us". A special bulletproof dome was being constructed for the occassion but scrapped at the last minute after noticing that the guest list included some East and West Coast rappers and that riccochets from gunfire could harm fellow celebrities. "It would be one thing if it was open air and just a papparazzi or a civilian got hit by a stray bullet but think about if it was someone like Tom Hanks, Martin Scorcese or Cate Blanchett. It would break Hollywood's heart if we have to mourn our peers AND protest a war", Bunny Hoover, 25 of Midland City, IN and former red carpet usher.

It was also noticed at the last minute the ailse was not wide enough for Ben Affleck, Affleck's ego, Jennifer Lopez, Lopez's ego and Lopez's super-fine heinie.

15 of the 30 nations with the US's Colatition for War against Iraq wish to remain anonymous.
BBC World News Report, 3/19/2003 9:30AM

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/19/2003



Paris: We may help in chemical war

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Despite French opposition to a war in Iraq, the French military could assist a U.S.-led coalition should Iraq use biological and chemical weapons against coalition forces, the French ambassador to the United States said Tuesday.
"If the war starts and if (President) Saddam Hussein uses chemical or biological weapons, it would change completely the situation for the French president and for the French government, and President (Jacques) Chirac will have to decide what we will do to help the American troops to confront this new situation.

President Chirac was forced to act on the pressure from the US seeing that French McDonald's employees finally had a reason to fight back against French farmers who usually protest the American icol establishment. "They changed the 'Grande Frites' to 'Super Sized Freedom Fries' and the Royale avec Frommage to the Quarter Pounder with Cheese. We are French! What do we know outside the Metric System???"
McDonald's employees, empowered by the current anti-French sentiment were seen heckling French farmers with "la voix de la poule" or chicken sounds. French farmers under duress by the taunts of the McDonald's employees stormed the capital and demanded satisfaction.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/19/2003



Police link serial killings to recent slaying

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana (AP) -- DNA evidence confirmed that the slaying of a graduate student this month is the work of the same serial killer who has killed four other women in the past year and a half, authorities said Tuesday.
Police chief Pat Englade made the announcement at a news conference with Gov. Mike Foster and FBI Special Agent Kenneth Kaiser.
Carrie Lynn Yoder, 26, a Louisiana State University graduate student from Tampa, Florida, was found dead of asphyxiation Thursday, more than a week after she was reported missing from her Baton Rouge home.

In an unsolicited remark about the case, comedian/actor Chris Rock said, "It just hadda be a muthafuckin' cracker that did this. You kiddin' me??? Name two black serial killers. Shit, man...name one!"

Due to sensitivity of the nature of this case any remarks to Count Chocula being the main suspect is uncalled for.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek 3/19/2003

ORIGINAL LEEK NEWSBREAKER!!!

FOXNews plans on having their patented "FOXBox" sports type countdown in the upper right corner of all news casts counting down until war. Stay tuned for developing details.

http://www.bubba.org/?option=nlcv

Hey shortcake, go to this link and scroll down a little bit. There's a audio file with Eddie saying it.
Merry Christmas!

Saffy - 'Mum! That man just pinched me!'
Patsy - 'Don't worry, he's very old and obviously blind.'

sully! they have a message board!!

07.01.2003: Abfab to return for 5th series
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A fifth series of Absolutely Fabulous may well be on the cards following the success of the special episode shown over Christmas.
The one-off episode 'Gay', in which Eddy is reunited with her estranged son Serge, received an audience of nine million. According to The Mirror this success has persuaded Jennifer Saunders to pen another six-part series. The BBC have so far made no comment.

"It's very exciting. We're due to start filming before the summer."

The Mirror also reports June Whitfield, who plays Eddy's long suffering mum, as saying: "Jennifer's decided to write some more episodes of Ab Fab and we're all delighted. It's very exciting. We're due to start filming before the summer."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/abfab/

sully! chekc it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is there sumthin me not aware of?? sully! write me back! i'm tipsy and in a silly mood!

Ab Fab's in the cards. Whoo hoo!

Hooeyface...when are you available or shall we just discuss all this at sully's thursday? i got the scoop from my professor, and i should be at sully's around 7-8!

oh and Dr., it's MACKENZIE! :):)

The Leek is great! It should totally have its own Blog. and be done up with reactions and talkbacks and all that. It's great.

As for Ab Fab night, I'd LOVE to come - thanks so much for the invite, Irish / Shortcake / Munchkin / McKenzie!!

I'd also be down for Foxwoods - I've been before but only with my parents and it'd be fun to go with folks who liked the carousin'!

xoxo

BTW: if anyone sees Kiwi...ah...fuck it...

I love me Leek. Why...don't like the Leek, shortcake?

sully. let's plan an overnight trip or sumthing to foxwoods soon. i won't spend more than $5 on slots, but i have never been and wanna go. would you be interested sometime? anyone else?

you sure like your Leek's huh? :)

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/18/2003



Academy Awards to go on despite war fears

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Organizers of the 75th annual Oscar awards say the impending war in Iraq won't derail Hollywood's biggest event on Sunday.
President Bush's 48-hour ultimatum for Saddam Hussein to leave Iraq or be forced out by military action increased the likelihood that news coverage could supersede the live Academy Awards telecast on ABC.
Show producer Gil Cates has acknowledged that war would change the tone of the production, but as of late Monday the glitzy red-carpet ceremony was still scheduled to proceed as planned.

ABC News has tentatively agreed to a split screen showing developing details of the war and the acceptance of statuettes by pretentious celebrities. "During this sensitive time, we find neither the need or want to rob the American people of their breads & circuses at this time but also respect the notion of not losing precious ratings to CNN and FOXNews", Gary Scherrman, 36 of Los Angeles, CA and receptionist at ABC News said in a phone "interview". There is the idea to have the presenters and award winners to give news updates instead of acceptance speaches.

ABC will immediaely cut the broadcast off at the first mention of anti-war sentiment from any celebrity. Homeland Security assistant Peg Samson, 41 of Silver Springs, MD, "We need to stand behind the decision of the President and the few people that control the US in our hour of need and solidarity. Anti-war sentiment, although protected by the 1st Amendment will not be tolerated by the producers of the Awards show, the sponsors nor the armed military personel in the Control Booth".

Whoo hoo! OK...I'm eating raw oysters the rest of the week! ^_~
As much as I need to get laid...I think I've forgotten how to properly fuck. I mean it's been sew looooooooooong.

sure. why not? i don't want to forget how to do it or anything! :P)

i need to get laid, but at the same time i don't want anyone seeing me naked right about now, so it's probably a good thing! haha

I'll trade you...steak for...tee hee ^_~ WAH!!!

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/18/2003



Wartime paint job for Opera House

SYDNEY, Australia -- In a daring graffiti attack, two protesters have voiced their opposition to Australia's support of a U.S.-led attack on Iraq by painting "No War" in huge red letters at the top of the Sydney Opera House.
A 42-year old British scientist and a 33-year-old Australian woman were later arrested and charged by police with malicious damage, local media reported.
The graffiti on the highest sail of the ornate building made a mockery of the supposed increase in security at two of Australia's most readily identifiable landmarks, the opera house and nearby Sydney Harbour Bridge

The graffiti in question was actually supposed to say "No Warhol" in opposition to the upcoming Andy Warhol exhibit at the Sydney Institute of Modern Art but the duo ran out of paint.

Dr. Hooey, I was just telling Sully yesterday that you should do the Ab Fab/x-mas vacation marathon with us soon! just let sully know when you've got some free time!

as for thursday, i have an exam, but hopefully it should only be an hour or so. we missed a class so i actually won't know until i get there, unless i can get a hold of my professor first, which i'm trying to do. so whether it's 7 or 9pm, i'll be there! thirsty thursday, exam over, hell ya!! plus this girl has got to make a steak!! :)

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/18/2003



Terror alert level raised to 'orange'
Ridge announces new national security plan

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- With military action against Iraq looming, the Bush administration raised the national terrorism threat alert level from "yellow" to "orange" Monday night, the Homeland Security Department announced.

In a statement released after President Bush's address to the nation, Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said intelligence officials believe terrorists will attempt multiple attacks against U.S. and coalition targets worldwide in the event of a U.S.-led military campaign against Iraq.

The statement said reports from a wide range of intelligence sources -- some of them highly reliable -- suggest the al Qaeda network probably would claim it is acting on behalf of the Muslim world and Iraqi people rather than the regime of Saddam Hussein.

Tom Ridge is endorsing the "Duck & Cover" defense which was widely practiced in the 1950's and 60's. "Duck & Cover allows Americans to once again to feel active in their own protection. By ducking & covering, all Americans can now feel a litle safer in their daily routines". The Office of Homeland Security plans to release awareness promoting cartoon spots to be shown on all stations. The new antropomorphic character named "Bushy the Covering Duck" will go into heavy rotation starting next week. "Bushy" plans to also have sing-a-long CD's with a remake of the "Duck & Cover" song starring Sheryl Crow and Sean "P. Diddy" Combs.



"Bushy the Covering Duck" replaces the 1950's mascot "Bert the Turtle". Ridge, "We felt that Bert the Turtle didn't have enogh panache in today's saturated youth market and we needed something flashier to get their attention". President Bush's idea, "Fold & Kneel" was rejected by the Homeland Security Committee. Bush pouted. The Committee said it was too morbid and could not figure out the crayon drawing in their initial inspection of Bush's design and jingle, "Fold your hands, on your knees, close your eyes, Here come Jeez".

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/18/2003



World braces as deadline looms

N.Y. launches 'Operation Atlas'; March Madness may be postponed

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- With the clock ticking down on the 48-hour deadline for Iraqi President Saddam Hussein and his sons to leave the country, the United States and the world are bracing for war -- and the possibility of terrorist retaliation.
Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge is to hold a news conference Tuesday morning, his department having raised the national threat level from Yellow, or "elevated," to Orange, or high," as Bush finished speaking Monday night.
In his address, Bush warned Saddam to leave the country by 4 a.m. Thursday (8 p.m. Wednesday EST) or face military action.

In converse, the Iraqi government says that it is Bush who should leave office and feel as though he is the one who should go into exile with his father and family to a remote location in Northwest Sascatchawan. The Iraqi "president" is offering lower gas prices to Americans who follow their hearts and minds. "Now the American family can travel back to the Mall in an inexpensive fashion and have more money to spend on other things without the fear of dying a terrible death by biochemical weapons or other weapons of mass destruction that Iraq does not posses". Saddam Hussien, dressed in GAP clothes sporting a Michael Stipe original T-Shirt "No Oil for War" addressed the press last night in rebuttal to US President George Bush Monday night.
"If the Bushes are not out of the States by Friday, we will have no other choice but to make life miserable for everyone", Mohammed "Momo" Hussien, Saddam's 18th son said. Vietnamese consultants flew into Bagdad yesterday for a three-day seminar on how to kick American butt with workshops in tunnel digging and wiring infants to explode. Diem Pham Pho Pasteur, the Vietnamese/Iraqi liason officer said, "The Iraqi's are very eager to learn ancient Vietnamese secret to defeating Imperialist scum".

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/17/2003


Brian David Mitchell, the itinerant preacher who calls himself "Emmanuel," is pictured in Salt Lake City, Utah, in spring 2002.

Lawyer: Mitchell thinks Elizabeth is wife
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (CNN) - The attorney for a self-proclaimed prophet in police custody and suspected of abducting Elizabeth Smart told a local television station his client considers the 15-year-old girl his wife.
"He wanted me to tell the world that [Elizabeth] is his wife, and he still loves her and knows that she still loves him, that no harm came to her during their relationship and the adventure that went on," attorney Larry Long told KUTV, according to the station's Web site.

Mitchell said that he showered her with a huge dowry that included Britney Spears tickets, candy, a Tickle Me Elmo doll, and an iPod. When asked if he knew what happens to child molestorers in prison, Mitchell stated "Sure...but damn was it worth it! In a few years when she's technically legal, she's sure gonna be a hottie."
Mitchell was known to be a frequentor of the Mary Kate and Ashley Olson "Countdown to Being Legal" Webpage and was quoted during a viewing of "The Opposite of Sex", "I've loved that Christina Ricci for years!"

Whaazup Hooey! ^_~
Thanks for hanging out with us and for being a sooper trooper!

Yo yo blog-kateers!

HAPPY DRANKIN'! Irish, awesome to hang with you too! Let's do it again soon!! Next stop - steak and blowjob night! A holiday that all nationalities can go down on - I mean enjoy!

Youse guys kicks major ASS!

XOXO

sully, i still don't think that good shirt idea. let's leave the cool t-shirt making up to the master! (ME!) :):)

but i will get that shirt made for ireland for sure!!!! (then you may have to get in some fights!!) j/k...we can't fight overseas. we must represent america right! hahaha

Erin Go Brahless! Kiss Me...I'm Gassy!

erin go brahless to you all!!! i don't even feel like today is the "day". my holiday was all weekend as it should be!!!

Dr. Hooey!!! I had a blast hangin out with you, really great to meet you!!

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/17/2003


Radio stations, fans boycott Dixie Chicks

DALLAS, Texas (AP) -- Natalie Maines, lead singer of the Dixie Chicks, is finding out that sometimes saying you're sorry doesn't make much of a difference.
Radio stations nationwide are boycotting the Dixie Chicks, even though Maines publicly apologized for telling a London audience last Monday: "Just so you know, we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas."
Maines is a Lubbock native.

The Dixie Chicks are being held without bail or counsel under the Patriot Act in an undisclosed US Army base until it can be confirmed that they are not Al Quieda propoganda operatives. President Bush said that Maines' claims are "butkus" due to the fact she's not as cute as she was when "Fly" was released and that America's prayers are with him and him alone...not the Dixie Chicks. An intern at EMI records said "Nattie feels really bad about what she said only because the media spin buts Bush in a favorable light now. I told her that it's not early 2001 anymore and that Bush is no longer an idiot in the eyes of the media. Nattie felt as though she was speaking for America but she was only speaking for Americans who aren't in the "Jew-run" media".

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/17/2003

WW II Vet Returns French Medal

Middleboro Man Says French Have Forgotten U.S. Help In World War II

BOSTON -- France isn't backing down with its threat to veto any resolution calling for war with Iraq, and that has one local war veteran so furious that he's returning a medal of honor he received from the French government for his service during World War II.
Calling it a 'Medal of dishonor' Ed Parks said France should be helping U.S. President George Bush in the crisis with Iraq, instead of opposing him.
The Middleboro, Mass., veteran fought in the Battle of Normandy, helping to liberate France from the Germans. He said the French have forgotten what the United States did for them, so he's returning his French medal of bravery and his award plaque to the French embassy.
France has opposed any military action in Iraq, saying weapons inspectors are making progress.

Secretary of Wa...Defense Donald Rumsfeld called the French "Bunch of dirty, smelly punks" and applauded Parks for his patriotism. "If more people were like Mr. Parks then we'd have less French medals here on U.S. soil". Efforts to deport Marcel Marceau, Gerard Depardeau and Pee Wee Herman continue. Attorneys for Mr. Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens claims his client is "not French and refuses to be deported".
As reported from Northern France, the U.S. Government confirms that dead American soldiers are turning in their graves in Normandy just as Parks said before he took his medicine.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/17/2003



Airports on alert for killer bug

HONG KONG, China -- Airports and hospitals around the world are on alert for a severe form of pneumonia that has killed nine people, infected close to 200 and appears to be spreading rapidly across the world.
With cases of infection rising the United Nations health body, the World Health Organization (WHO) has taken the rare step of issuing an emergency global travel advisory, putting airlines on alert for cases of suspected pneumonia among passengers.

The killer bug, known as Jimmy was seen flying over downtown Tokyo recently. It is unknown if this killer bug is a South American Killer Bee or a radical new and unknown type of maleficent insect but it is winged and wearing a yellow and black sweater. Those who see Jimmy the Killer Bug are advised by authorities to stay very still and not wave or whack it. RAID brand insect spray has no effect on Jimmy. Chinese authorities have placed warnings in all GAP and Abercrombie & Fitch sweatshops for none of their child laborers to wear any of the bright colored apparel that Westerns are wearing this season. Jimmy is attracted to bright colors and Cotton.Poly blend rollneck sweaters.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/17/2003

Antiwar group draws reaction at Southie parade

850,000 line streets for St. Patrick's march
Just as the St. Patrick's Day parade was kicking off, members of Boston Veterans for Peace were finally given permission -- at least from the police -- to join the thousands of bagpipers and Irish steppers in their annual cavalcade down Broadway. Well, the veterans antiwar group didn't exactly march in the parade, but behind it. Anthony F. Flaherty, an organizer of the group, said the thumbs up came from the Boston police, not from the organizers of the parade, who rejected the group's request two weeks ago.

The Irish Gay & Lesbians for Peace in the Middle East were stoned by local South Boston denziens throwing rocks. The Iraqi/Irish American Coalition for No War for Oil was stopped at the Broadway Bridge. Mothers Against Drunk Driving While Using Foriegn Gas were denied access to the parade route. Sheila O'Connor, 19 of L Street said "Southie is awl about bean Irish. And bean Irish is awl about fightin'. And drinkin' too. That's what makes the St. Paddy's Day parade sew wickid pissah. We get to be really Irish foah the day. These peaceniks gotta go back to Hollywood. At least foah the parade."
Neil Dooley, 38 of O'Callaghan Way said, "I got my daughtah some Freedom Fries. I got my son Billy a toy shotgun from the vendahs. We didn't hafta worry about any hippies ruinin' ahh parade".

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek. 3/17/2003



Brewery magnate Joseph Coors dies at 85

DENVER, Colorado (AP) -- Joseph Coors, who used his brewing fortune to support President Reagan and help create the conservative Heritage Foundation, has died at age 85.

Coors died Saturday in Riverside County, California, after a three-month battle with lymphatic cancer. In his last days, his mind remained sharp as he joked with his wife and "seemed to be getting better," said night nurse Liz Gayton.

"He would smile and talk with us, and he was especially jovial with Anne," Gayton said.

The Coors Corporation promises to still produce shitty beer and bad, sexist beer commercials. Jake Sufflate, 45 of Golden, CO and COO of Coors Corp was quoted as saying "The demise of our leader will not impede our mission which is to get as many people drunk as possible. It was Joe's altruistic wish for the world". In an attempt to improve the flavor or Coors, Coors Light, Killians Red and Blue Moon, Joseph Coors' rotting corpse will be quartered and thrown into the brewing vats.

Top O' The Morn to ye - And here's my conventional Irish Wisdom to you all for the day

"May Your Troubles Be As Few And As Far Apart As Me Grandmother's Teeth"
- - - -

Good Morning and Happy St. Pats to you!!!

Actually, Sully, you can also click on a calendar day and view all the archived posts for that day, even in excess of 100.

Have a good weekend kids. Bu bye.

ahh, we gotta get this blog up and runnin. :)

alrighty, i'm out. have a good weekend y'all, see sully and Dr. hooeyface 2morrow!!

me gots a freakin test to type up b/c my professor is too lazy to do it himself. thank you professor. (sarcastic tone here)

check y'all later.

Hooey's up to his arse in coding right now...he's wickid bizzie.

Dr. Hooey's in to win...he'll be there. I gotta do some work...get me on the "e's" but I gotta be a little productive. I'll check in a little later.

thanks o'slobbervan. ya learn sumthin new every day me guesses.

where is dr. hooey??

does he know about the meeting?

oh, and 6-7ish sounds great.

It's the same but different. The Web Page is just that...open to the public on the WWW. This here is the text editing screen where team members use to post. I occasionally look at the web site but I mainly use the text editor to read and write. Sometimes though I do like to look in the archives and you can only look back over the past 100 posts from this screen. Using the Web Page, you can read as far back as you want to go.

it was always there you fucking fuck!

and didn't you know that girls like to play the damsel in distress? makes you losers FEEL smatah!! :):)

You did it...it's Irish Whisper now...you're not as dumb as you act you know. ^_~

viewing the web page is the exact same thing as here. all our posts are there, my full name is there. nothing is different except the zappa motto thing.

are you talking about something else you fucking R-tard?

i did it. still have no idea what you talking about?? irish whisper is on the website. it 's the same info. that's on here. speak in idiot proof terms for me please!

To fix it you go to your "team" button and edit your own Blogger info as you did when you changed your screen name. Where is says Irish on that field, make it say Irish Whisper and then it'll take on the Web Site.

I'm the Mod. And the web site...Right click the "view web page" and "open in new window". There you'll see the Channel Ocho web page as it looks on the WWW. Not the best template but it does the job. From there you can access the archive too.

what "website" do you speak of? and who's the moderator? can't they fix whatever hogwash you talkin bout? ;)

i have no idea what the hell you are talking about sir. :)

when i go to team, my full name is there, and full name here. so what is your malfunction chief? :)

It still just says "irish" on the web site. Not "irish whisper". It says "irish whisper" here on the text editing page.

well i know he turned himself around, which was good..and in a way you are right. those damn christians are trouble!!! :)

Augustine lived a debaucherous life as a youth. Very much like Dubya Bush, he found Christ later in life and reformed himself. But with that he also developed that static attitude towards other faiths and eventually laid down precepts that contributed to the justification of the Inquisitions (besides culling Jews & Cathars and looking for Templar gold).

remember when you snuck me into your detention that one time and i flashed everyone? hahaha.

why was augustine a hippocrite?

mario is married? he not allowed in da club then yo. well, unless he gets divorced. that wasn't very nice, now was it? :)

You would have loved the all boys Catholic Scool, Kim Catrall, Jr. ^_~

Irish Whisper is an excellent wingman.

Augustine was a fucking hippocrite! That's a pun...he was from Hippo. WAH!!!

Meesa the Mod!!! Mario can't play...he's got a missus.

funny thing. i'm a friend of sully's since high school too!

j/k - i'm in that sorta mood today. :)

Mario - you live in the area? whatcha do for work?

well, we all know madonna can get away with anything! well, except acting. I think she should stay away from that!

Nope...4th Rule of Tankers Sully - but you've got the right idea about the Rule. Provide for your own entertainment.

Irish Whipser - I am a friend of Sully's since high school. Nice to meet you too.

WTF is up with with all these Hollywood types thinking that they can be authors, children's or otherwise? Jaime Lee Curtis is another one (she's written a few already).

who is the administrator here BTW?

Did you guys hear that is now writing children's books?! Is there anything that woman can't do? (keep it clean sully. wait, what fun would that be?) :)

oh sully, i love the "hey put me down name"!!!!!! i might use it!! too funny.

i'm an excellent wingman aren't i sully? hahaha

Dr. Hooey! I agree! field mission! field mission! saturday perhaps?? and Dr., i heard all about the hard rock days! funny stuff. so you are a musician? what do you play? geetar? which philosopher's do you like? i'm just getting into it, but i tend to like St. Augustine's views, had a HARD time understading Aristotle's.

we're all seeking spring my man! and being a chick myself, lemme tell ya something! men and women will never fully understand each other!!! well, maybe if you find the right person.

oh, and strap some skates on during the nice weather and join us around the charles!

afternoon all! sully, whatchutalkin bout with my name? irish whisper is posting??

mario and peter!!! don't know you guys yet, but i'm glad you're on the board! we need more GOOD POSITIVE excitement around here!! will i be meeting you guys saturday night? i think we're having a "wenching club" meeting before the debauchery begins?? you guys opposed to a woman in the club? :)

I especially like the shark picture CNN picked for their story... a sand tiger. They range all over the eastern Atlantic from Nova Scotia to South America, are one of the few sharks that can survive in captivity, and as shellfish eaters are roughly as dangerous as a poodle.

You're right on about the "STOP FUCKING WITH SHARKS" thing... I've always groaned at the popular statistic that's bandied about regarding how much more likely it is that a person will be injured by a lightning strike than a shark attack. Well duh... if you include all people injured by one or the other in your statistic, then obviously thats true. More people are in areas that can be struck by lightning than are in areas where they can be attacked by a shark. If you only include people who are struck by lightning while in the ocean, we might see a more telling result.

Personally, and with the exception of a few species, I'm always hoping to run into sharks when I'm diving (although there aren't many close to shore here). I find them way more cool then scary.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek



No 'freedom fries' in the French Quarter

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Don't expect to find "freedom fries" here. And forget about horse-and-buggy rides through the narrow, balcony-lined streets of the "Freedom Quarter."

Louisiana has long played up its French heritage, especially in this 200th year since the Louisiana Purchase. State leaders and tourist-dependent businesses can only hope that tension between France and the United States over Iraq won't spoil the party.

9th Graders in Tusla, OK called the attitude of the New Orleans residents "unAmerican" and "treasonous". Kelly MacGruder, 14, and her boyfriend who was only identified as "Ches-izter", 15, are planning to engange in patriotic romantic activities such as "Freedom Kissing". "My mom caught us making out in the rumpus room last week and she flipped out but when she caught us again this week I explained to her that we were Freedom Kissing...not "French Kissing" as she said and it was alright because it makes President Bush happy.", MacGruder said as she fininshed off an Electric Blue Slur-Pee from the 7-11 Mart.
Cindy MacGruder, 38 celebrated the occasion by making the couple breakfast in bed with Freedom Toast with a side of Freedom dressing using red, white and blue food dyes. No comment was made about the colors of the French Flag being similar and any confusion it could cause .

Rev Sully!'s The Leek



Survey: 'Shark summer' bred fear, not facts

(CNN) -- Sharks' already maligned reputation may have taken an even deeper dive as a result of the media frenzy surrounding attacks on U.S. beaches two years ago, a survey released Thursday suggests.
Seventy percent of the 1,010 Americans surveyed recently by the National Aquarium in Baltimore, Maryland, believe that sharks are dangerous. And 72 percent believe that shark populations are just right or too high.
Just the opposite is true, said George Burgess, a marine biologist who heads the International Shark Attack File.

Popular comedic actor Tracy Morgan was quoted as saying "Wanna get rid of shark attacks...STOP FUCKING WITH THE SHARKS!!! Get outta the water!".
95% of the 1,010 Americans polled were from land locked states. Admiral Ernest Shoebottom (ret.), Dean of the Kansas Maritime Academy said, "You can never be fully prepared for a shark attack and it could happen at anytime. Especially when your guard is down...say...when you're on your way to the Piggly Wiggly for a 24-pack of Genesse Cream Ale.". The San Jose Sharks professional hockey team were asked to change their team name due to the fear that sharks instil in Americans. Sharks forward Vincent Damphousse was quoted as saying "Oui...I like dee San Jose Anthrax or dee San Jose Bin Laden's much better tan da Shark".

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek



HK mystery virus spreads
Friday, March 14, 2003 Posted: 5:46 AM EST (1046 GMT)

HONG KONG, China -- A highly contagious flu-like virus that has killed one man and sickened dozens of others has spread to staff in three more Hong Kong hospitals.
The mystery illness has prompted the World Health Organization to issue a global pneumonia alert and send a medical expert to Hong Kong to assist efforts to identify the virus and determine its source.
Health officials say there is no sign the virus has spread beyond the hospitals to the community at large but have urged people in the territory to maintain strict standards of hygiene, especially towards the young and elderly.


Author Stephen King and wife Tabitha were seen heading to their hermetically sealed Bio-Dome somewhere near Limestone, ME. King, a resident of Portland, ME says that he always knew this would happen and that his book "The Stand" will forever be remembered as prophesy, if humanity can survive.

Rev. Sully!'s The Leek



This photo of Elizabeth Smart and her alleged abductors was taken in Balboa Park in San Diego by tourists who believed the three were unusual enough to merit taking a picture.

Salt Lake police: 'Hindsight is 20/20'
Chief defends investigation into Elizabeth Smart case

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (CNN) -- Salt Lake City police are defending their investigation into the disappearance of Elizabeth Smart amid criticism they took too long to consider the man found with the girl a suspect.

The top concern was why the police waited for months to release a sketch of Brian David Mitchell, who has been arrested as a suspect in the abduction of Elizabeth, now 15, along with a woman believed to be his wife, Wanda Ilene Barzee. Both face charges of aggravated kidnapping, police said.

This story is too recent and too fucked up to make fun of yet but stay tuned...there will be more statutory rape, sodomy and Mann Act jokes before you can say "hey "Freinds" is on Must-Tee TV!".

So I figured out an empirical formula in which one can properly gauge when they should get over their ex.
What you do is this: take the total time together and break it down into weeks. 52 weeks in a year kids...you must take one day for every week together. So if you were hanging out with a chick for three weeks...you can be bummed out no longer than three days. My last relationship was 5 1/2 years long. For simplicity sake let's just round to 5 years. That's 260 weeks. So, I'm allowed to be hung up over my ex for 260 days then.
I heard the girls on Sex & The City say for a chick half the time of the relationship but that's really shitty to do to yourself...

Not that I'm saying I'm pining over the ex. But if I wanted to...I could be crabby for another 190 days! ^_~
Think about it! You too could be crabby and crotchety all you want! All you need is a breakup! ^_~

Good morning Mario!
I think you should change your handle to "STYX". Then tell Cardinal! ^_~ WAH!

More Leek to come...recharging creative battery...need to munch rug in order to recharge...must have...puddy...tat...pudd...ahhhhh....where was I?

Mario what is the third rule of tankers? Is it that the one. You must provide your own entertainment.

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Good Morning Sully, et al -

I joined this blog ages ago when Sully sent the link. Never posted until now though.
Nice job with The Leek.

The Wenching Club is there to "promote promiscuity and add awareness of the importance of a wingman". It's our motto!
Rule number One of Wenching Club...Do not talk about Wenching Club
Sound familiar?

Huh ... how does one "wench" exactly? I don't know if I'm much of a "wencher". I do adore wenches of all stripes, but would they appreciate being "wenched"? Perhaps a field mission is in order?

xoxo

Dr. Hooey is a charter member of the Wenching Club...although he doesn't know it.

Hi All! Doctor Hooey Here! Friend of Sully from the Hard Rock days, head-scratcher, musician, writer, amateur philosopher, bit-pushin', web-workin' freshly-dumped lovelorn crosseyed cubano fool. How the hell are you?

Desperately seeking spring, a phat groove, decent running shoes and someone to help me understand women.

Do talk to me, beloved surfers! Draw me into your e-world.

Must say I love Sully's ambition with Leek - KEEP IT UP! Though I KNOW you don't have such a bleak opinion of American Culture to think that we are all simply at the teat of unfeeling Madison Avenue. What you get on cable and the sunday circular is only the TEENIEST little nugget compared to the endless mountain of self-expression exerted by most of us every day. Our desire as a people for self-expression is limitless and inspiring. Don't let the corporate bullshit spoil your fun. Just take the advice of the always-sage Lisa Simpson (with Marvin Hamlisch's help):

"Just don't look! Just don't look!"

Shut off the tube and hop on them skates!!

Don't you think this very blog is an excellent representation of where our culture is going? GOOD JOB GUYS!

Nice to meet you all!!!

xoxo

That's funny. I gotta get in shape for that, huh? Sweet..land hands first and grab a handful of mammailian protruberances!!!

awww. u so sweet! um, yup. me probably be able to get the skates beginning of april, adn then we cruise! i'll push ya into hot chicks and vice versa as an ice breaker!! hahaha

You'd make a dogshit parka look cute, shortcake. I'd do it. I got hockey skate roller blades. We should cruise the Esplanade in daylight (at night there are scary talking bushes...ewwww!).

sully, do you like these orange/grey ones? might be best i can find for under $100.

okay, these are the only orangeish ones i found so far. $60, but i use em it's worth it. you got skates or blades for the charles? i'll need someone to fall o n!

sullster...found britney skates! $60 though?!??! they kinda ugly.

I went to Sketchers dot com and couldn't find ANY orange...Orange-phobes!!!

sully. i didn't see orange ones. these wouldbe the only one is aw that caught my attention. but they're $100!!!!! oy vey.

had to change the name sully. ms. snatch needed to be let go with all that other bullshit. feels good to be the whisper!!

check out my organization. me a trouble maker!

yo sully! thought i'd pop in! this board is dead man! you gotta get more members. how many guys and chicks here again? anyone actually in this country?

oh and i bet i can say it on this board! JIGGLE SUX!! hahahaha :) no really. i mean it. :P)

LET FREEDOM RING!!!!!!!!!!!

We would have to figure that out methinks. Hmmmm...a cliche web site?

I thought it was "a hair ACROSS your ass". You know, the two headed klingon.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, chapter 6

"You'd better be prepared for the jump to hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water."

Well, Jimi Thing solidified that for me...that cliches are modern vessels of wisdom. You were there for that I think...I never really understood what a "hair up your ass" meant until him.

Which Adams book was that?

A lovely sentiment. Care to apply that to 4 oz of water in an 8 oz glass?

Cliches are modern vessels of wisdom.

I'm an optimist, but not one to look at half a glass of water as being anything but half a glass of water. Whether I think of the full or empty half is largely a matter of context. If half a glass is better than none, as when wanting a sip, it's half full. If half a glass is insufficient, as when needing 1 cup in a recipe, it's half empty. It may be the classic example, but I think a glass of water is more cliche than useful illustration.

Reminds me of a line from a Douglas Adams book though: "What's so bad about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

I'm an optimistic realist. The glass is half full but it doesn't matter. It'll either evaporate or get drunk.

I think the culture is robust and multifaceted, but Americans themselves tend to be superficial and exploitative.

No shit I'm an optimist... it serves me well. In my experience, pessimists get what they expect.

All ballbusting aside, I do agree that American culture can be robust and multifaceted but has the tendency to be superficial and exploitive. I can't refute your statement but I also cannot embrace it the way you do either.

You're an optimist Mein Herr. ^_~ WAH!!!

I'm not apologising. I'm saying that American culture is robust and multifaceted, not the corporate spoonfeeding you make it it out to be. For better and for worse, those are some of the things I see as part of American culture. I'm not saying it's good or bad, just that it isn't all dollar signs and bullshit.

[3/5/2003 11:31:37 AM | Preacher Matt]
What the hell happened to my post? Wierd.

I dunno...I didn't touch it.

Of course you'd think my POV about American culture is "narrow", you apologist for corrupt values. Allah Akbar, muthafuckah!!! ^_~

What the hell happened to my post? Wierd.

I'm not asking you to make everyone happy... just ME!

[3/5/2003 10:49:33 AM | Preacher Matt]
How about just posting links to news with your comments? It's a lot to scroll through.

Can't make everyone happy...c'est la vie! ^_~

>Who is talking about circumstances? It's American Culture. Is there an American Culture beyond Pop Culture? Yes. It is a Culture of Fear and a Culture of Commerce. Fear motivates spending.

No one's talking about circumstances, we're talking about having "conditions" and about why and how victimization, whether directed at an ailment, person, malady, group, or event has come into vogue. As I already said in other words, I think a lot of it has to do with divorcing oneself from personal responsibility and choice. In other words, acting as a helpless victim of circumstances rather than as a person with free will. As an example, though it's not really a clinical condition, James explained to me that the reason Kiwi's been by my house to visit twice as often as he has dispite living 9000 miles further away is that, as everyone knows, he's a homebody. It's not because he'd rather stay home, not because he can't be bothered to get the T, but because he's a helpless victim of homebodyness. Also, Kiwi had a ride, which is apparently something no one's ever been willing to give James in the five years I've lived here.

He claims he'll stop by monday though.

Furthermore, I think your assertions about American culture are terribly narrow, and I emphatically disagree. When I think of American Culture what comes to mind is not Joe Millionaire, Pepsi, and Tickle Me Elmo, but a rich (albiet relatively brief) history of innovation, selflessness, resiliance, and ambition juxtaposed with an equally rich history of conquest, greed, laziness, and arrogance. When I think American Culture, I think of things like the invention of the Breeches Buoy, the battle of Wounded Knee, Manifest Destiny, the Boston Tea Party, Henry Ford, surviving the Great Depression, the Kent State shootings, slavery and it's decline, the Alvin ROV, Industrial Light and Magic, the embargo against Cuba, and the Hubble telescope. I really hope you're kidding about thinking there's nothing more to it than pop, fear, and commerce. IMHO, that's more representative of Capitalist culture, which knows no nationality.

Should the Fed cut rates?

The central bank says it's sitting on its hands until the war's over; maybe it needs to move now.

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - The Federal Reserve wants to wait out a possible war in Iraq before it decides whether or not it needs to cut interest rates to help the economy -- but some analysts worry that the economy needs help now.

The central bank's policy-makers are scheduled to meet March 18 to discuss short-term interest rates, which they can move lower to pump money into the economy in a bid to fend off recession and deflation.

Once again, famous author Tom Robbins asks the eternal question "why worry about long-term yields when most people in America believe the Second Coming is right around the corner". Jesus could not be reached for comment nor could his itinerary be disclosed to verify when the Second Coming will occur.

BRUINS 4, HURRICANES 2

Bruins back in winner's circle

RALEIGH, N.C. - When the Bruins were last here two weeks ago, they tied the Hurricanes, but their attention was diverted from the contest by the TV in the postgame locker room. No, they weren't checking on the fortunes of another NHL club. They were glued to the final moments of ''The Bachelorette,'' trying to figure out which suitor would be left standing.

Since then, they've been caught in their own version of the elimination game, hoping they won't be the odd club out when the eight Eastern Conference representatives for the playoffs are determined.

Bruins captain Joe Thornton was quoted as saying, "The pressure to shoot, hit and skate dramatically reduces when we play on the road for some reason. It's like a tremendous weight has been lifted off of our backs. I don't know why. I can't explain it but we shoot, hit and skate fine". Fans from FleetCenter balcony sections 301 through 328 could not be reached for comments regarding the Bruins game play and their opinion of it.

U.S. orders 24 long-range bombers to Guam

Military officials: Aim is to send message to North Korea

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Twenty-four bombers will begin moving from bases in the United States to Guam as part of a planned beefing up of U.S. military forces in the Pacific to send a "message" to North Korea, the Pentagon said Tuesday.

The move is part of the U.S. Pacific Command's effort to maintain a robust military presence around the Korean Peninsula while forces are being built up in the Persian Gulf region. Officials say they intend to send a nonthreatening message to North Korea not to take advantage of the Iraqi situation and assume the U.S. military is distracted.

White House officials celebrate the release of the Bush Administrations highly anticipated "BRINKSMANSHIP 2K3!!!". White House staff intern Georges Montblanc, 23 of Bethesda MD, "We've really been looking forward to Brinksmanship 2K3. It is a prequel to Cold War 2012 and "Dude, Where's My Nukes". We really need an enemy to really rally not just the world, not just the American people but to rally concerned powerful individuals who once again wish to play Chess with real people instead of pieces." The Bombers which would be used only in the case of extreme grandstanding are America's first defense against a dangerous rogue nation who'se ballistic missles could not hit Tokyo let alone Portland. "Ronald Reagan did say that the best defense is a good offense...at least I think he said that," said Montblanc.
Secretary of State Colin Powel will have a ribbon cutting gala event at the Air Force base in Guam to official reopen the Pacific Theater.

Mosquito experts: West Nile is just the beginning

Bugs could carry more deadly diseases to U.S. if not controlled

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- Hundreds of bug experts have gathered for a six-day conference to discuss ways to control mosquitoes, amid fears of future West Nile virus outbreaks and concern that the insects could bring other diseases to the country.

Last year, the United States recorded more than 4,000 cases of West Nile and 256 deaths from the mosquito-borne virus that causes fevers and aches and can lead to potentially fatal swelling of the brain.

President Bush in a dramatic announcement yesterday at the Oval Office stated that information received by Homeland Security Agents that Mosquitos in concert with North Korean, Iraqi and other "Axis of Evil" powers are planning to wage bio-terrorism on our very soil "from the puddles and beyond". "The American people need to understand that stagnant water and other breeding pens for mosquitos are like Al Quieda cells and must be wiped out," Bush said as he addressed the news conference. And the Mosquito lobbyists are frantically denying that the West Nile scare was caused by Citronella candle makers and OFF! Brand Insect repellant after watching the latest Audi auto safety commercials to boost sales of their Mosquito related products.

[3/3/2003 5:10:48 PM | Preacher Matt]
Still, just because it's acceptable to be a content victim of circumstance doesn't mean it's desireable.

Who is talking about circumstances? It's American Culture. Is there an American Culture beyond Pop Culture? Yes. It is a Culture of Fear and a Culture of Commerce. Fear motivates spending.

Another Canucks road win extends Bruins' winless streak

BOSTON (AP) -- The Vancouver Canucks' consistency on the road is becoming all too common for opponents.

Matt Cooke scored two goals and added an assist as Vancouver broke a franchise record with its 21st road victory, 6-4 over the Boston Bruins on Monday night.

Fans at the FleetCenter were held captive last night by the Bruins often lackluster play in the defensive zone. The Bruins squandered countless offensive opportunities and made goalie Jeff Hackett appear to be the gimp from the popular movie Pulp Fiction. Charlie Peters, 32 of Dorchester, MA said "These fuckin' guyz gotta shoot the fuckin' puck moah...and hit and skate haaadah too". Sarah Winterson, 22 from Beverly said "I wuz in Town wiff my girlfriends hoping to pick up Hal Gill afta the game at the Cheesecake Factory...if I saw them guys I'd be like yous guys gotta shoot the puck moah...and hit 'em!".
Jahwarahal Moodykhalidalli, 25, exchange student from Nepal, "Cricket is good and enthralling but Hockey is a very exciting sport. I agree with the rest of the "Unpronouncing-the-Letter-R-Balcony-People" when I say...HIT THEM!!! SHOOT!!! SKATE!!! The entire balcony expressed their wishes to see more hitting, more skating and more shooting. It seemed all they wanted because it's all they could chant."

'Cradle 2 the Grave' tops box office

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- "Cradle 2 the Grave," a martial arts action film with an urban attitude, kick-boxed its way through the North American box office over the weekend, knocking rivals like comic book thriller, "Daredevil," down from No. 1 to No. 3, according to studio estimates.

"Cradle 2 the Grave," which mixes the U.S. hip-hop culture with Hong Kong-style martial arts, fusing the work of rapper turned actor DMX with Hong Kong action star Jet Li, debuted at No. 1, grossing $17.1 million, according to industry box office service Exhibitor Relations.

Martial arts legend Jet Li still has no clue what DMX is saying most of the time.

U.S. orders another 60,000 to Persian Gulf

Deployment would put 310,000 troops in region

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- With the United States beefing up its military might around Iraq, another 60,000 troops -- including all 17,000 soldiers of the U.S. Army's 1st Cavalry Division -- received orders to deploy to the Persian Gulf region, military officials said Monday.

The newly deployed troops would bring the number of forces in the Central Command region to about 310,000. The United States has more than 250,000 troops deployed, of which about 215,000 are in the immediate gulf region.

President Bush was quoted as saying to Donald Rumsfeld, "Rummie...all we need is 190,000 more for my magic number!". John Ashcroft went on to deny that the Presdient has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and a fixation with the number 500. President Bush then went on to wipe the doorknob 500 times before exiting the Oval Office meeting.

Ashcroft, Mueller, Ridge to brief Senate

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Top Bush administration anti-terror officials are telling Congress that a major al-Qaeda arrest is proof that they're making headway in the war against terrorists.

"It's a rare bit of good news," said David Carle, spokesman for Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont, senior Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Again, the suspect claimed his innocence stating he was American pornograpgy icon Ron "The Man Who Can Suck His Own Dick" Jeremy. The suspect believes his incarceration stems from a 1987 Dark Bros. video New Wave Hookers 3 in which Mr. Jeremy sodomizes a 17 year old Traci Lords and thinks he is charged with statutory rape and Mann Act violations not mass murder of 3,000+ on September 11.

Still, just because it's acceptable to be a content victim of circumstance doesn't mean it's desireable.

I think Americans are encouraged to have conditions. It works well with having to buy shit all the time. Capitalism! It fosters the cottage industries of pharmacuticals and stores that sell them...also your doctor's got bills to pay too.
There is also what I refer to as the American Entitlement. I got problems. I want it done my way. Etc. It's always funny to see people have no problem developing problems but all the problem developing solutions.
The embracing of Freudian Psychiatry and its crippling effect on how we percieve ourselves. Abandonment of spirituality. Desentizsation by the television. Corporate culture and coolness. The sheer frivolaty and absurdness of the American Culture. Perhaps what we often misname neurosis is actually a failed actualization of life through American corporate propigated paradigms. Disappointment of not keeping up with the Joneses. A neurosis is actually a real, psychological term for a mental or emotional disorder that gets thrown around like irony and impeach.

>Is it just me - or does everyone in the States feel like they have to be diagnosed with some kind of condition.

No, just you. ;) Seriously though, I think you're right that there is a tendency for Americans to get diagnosed, and I think this is contributed to by several factors:
1) You can't legitimately get perscription drugs like vallium or prozac without a diagnosis, and Americans like a quick fix... even to their own emotions.
2) Americans in general like to shift blame, and it's easier not to take responsibility for yourself if you can blame your actions on a person or condition that victimized you.
(ie. "It's not my fault I keep gambling, my therapist says it's because I have a compulsive disorder."
3) Clinical psychologists are trained to diagnose clients... not so much to determine if a diagnosis is appropriate. I remember hearing in my abnormal psych class about a study in which a control group were sent to sanitariums for evaluation. 90% or so of them were diagnosed as having disporders ranging from neurosis to seasonal affective disorder to schizophrenia!

So, if you aren't happy, and you want to feel better and absolved of blame, most shrinks will be more than happy to tell you what kind of problem you have for the right price. Psychotherapists will even go so far as to tell you you need to come back and pay them weekly if you ever want to get better. It's great when needed, but the degree to which the DSM is misapplied bothers me.

Al Qaeda suspect grilled

"All appropriate pressure" is being put on Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the man believed to be the key planner of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, to reveal plots for any future operations, a senior U.S. intelligence official said Sunday. The capture of the man linked to nearly every al Qaeda attack of the past five years is a "huge win," the official said.

The suspect being dragged away by Federal Marshals cried out "No, I'm Ron Jeremy!!!" as his defense.

NASA releases shuttle re-entry video

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- A videotape that shows activities aboard the space shuttle Columbia as it re-entered the atmosphere was released Friday by NASA.

The last thing NASA inspectors can discern is shuttle pilot Rick Husband rolling down the driver's side window and yelling into the clown's mouth.

Naked anti-war demos sweep world

SYDNEY, Australia -- Hundreds of Australian women have stripped off in a naked show of defiance against the possibility of a U.S.-led war on Iraq.

Around 300 women bared all in Sunday's protest, laying down on a Sydney sports field to spell out the words "No War".

Satillite photography shows evidence that there was not one hottie under the age of 30 nor was there much adherence to bikini waxing. Chester Boondoggle, local shrimp barbequer said, "criminy, I thought it was the Knights of Nee and their shrubbery again...boy was I wrong!".

China sets sights on Moon mission (aka "To The Moon With You, Jiang!!!)

BEIJING, China (CNN) -- Chinese space scientists, already believed to be preparing for the country's first manned space mission later this year, are setting their sights on the moon.

Plans have been submitted for an initial series of unmanned moon satellites and probes, paving the way for later manned missions, state-owned media reported Monday.

Plans to annex the Moon into the People's Republic of China will be set in motion early in the next decade. "Now instead of shooting political prisoners and charging their families for the bullet, the Chinese government can now send these miscreants to the Moon for labor and charge their families for oxygen", stated Xhit Xhead, the Chinese Foreign relations intern. The Chinese government has already agreed to change the name of Tycho to Confucius and the Sea of Tranquility to Moo Goo Gai Pan.

Is it just me - or does everyone in the States feel like they have to be diagnosed with some kind of condition. It seems like lately I've reading lots of articles on the "re-evaualution" of the definition of many terms that Doctors used to diagnose by. For example:
Autism misdiagnosed for mentally retarded.

In other news - do you think in the entertainment industry it is degrading to be paid to sing "oooh bap bap bap" and a couple "la la la la la la's" and actually have the feat. 'you name here' onto a video clip when really ANY back up singer could have had the exact same effect.