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Friday, February 28, 2003

Hee hee haa haa hoo hee
Bush praises House for human cloning ban

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Bush Thursday applauded the House of Representatives for passing legislation banning human cloning, and he urged the Senate to follow suit.

President Bush then added that a colalition must invade Iraq immediately because now there is evidence of Hussien wishing to clone a "Grand Army of the Republic". Rumor has it that an Iraqi general named Tyrranus hired a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to supply the genetic material in which to clone the army. 20,000 units are now available with a million more on the way.
Maine teachers warned: Watch anti-war talk in classroom

PORTLAND, Maine (AP) -- After complaints that the children of soldiers were upset by anti-war comments at school, Maine's top education official warned teachers to be careful of what they say in class about a possible invasion of Iraq.

Teachers in the Orono area are being given free copies of SOCOM Navy SEALS and the Sony PlayStation 2 entertainment system to distribute to area students in order to properly foster pro-war feelings in today's saturated youth culture. "It's a noisy world for today's kids and getting the proper message across takes just the right amount of flashing lights and intense gameplay," said Congresswoman Olympia Snow (R- ME.) after unmarked black helicopters escorted her back from Predisent Bush's Kennebunkport compound.
Canada Confirms Won't Send Ground Troops to Iraq

OTTAWA (Reuters) - After weeks of ducking the issue, the Canadian government stated clearly on Thursday it would be unable to make any substantial deployment of ground troops to Iraq because of its commitment to peacekeeping in Afghanistan.

But as usual, Canada will send its best wishes instead of manpower and also enough relief effort Canadian Bacon to keep the Iraqis alive when the dust settles. Canada's battleship, the HMS Gordon MacKenzie will not be making its Gulf cameo as it did in 1990.
Canadian infantry untis from Quebec refused to go to the Gulf area quoting "doughs Armee US pigs are all Bruins fans and know we from Montreal" fearing more Friendly Fire incidents.
Zero Tolerance for Rape, Air Force Chief Says

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (Reuters) - Secretary of the Air Force James Roche said on Thursday anyone who knows about attacks on female cadets at the Air Force Academy must come forward because no rapist should be "flying our jets."

That's right...no rapist should be flying our jets. We'll leave that for the infantry.

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

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Okay... enough suspense. What do you think the secret ingredient in the sauce is? Love?
I worked at a Papa's for a while, but you sound like you like it, so I'll spare you my story about the secret ingredient in the dough.

The lymerick was for you Kiwi... do as you like with it. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Well, I guess if it isn't any more torturous than a movie without full frontal I can let it slide. After all, Star Wars was pretty good. ;)
Besides, exploring and openness are important, but so is comfort. It took me until fairly recently to find the confidence I always wanted to have, which is no doubt for the best.

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

Second - to Matt, the torturous comment was more an exaggeration to get a point accross. Although I do admit not being totally confident in the sack I think that comes more from lack of opportunity rather than lack of inclination. Although happy to experiment and take on what I have learned from this very educational Blog, I admit that my comfort levels may not meet my desire to explore and perhaps that is part of the reason why things are moving relatively slow with C & I. I also admit that I tend to loose confidence at crucial moments and will allow him to lead rather than the other way around - something I KNOW I need to work on. Perhaps it comes down to me being an 'old fashioned' girl at heart. However, I have done my damndest to be consistent in my signals so far.

Third - Matt - I love that poem, I might need to steal it.

Fourth - the pizza was awesome and I think I have figured out Papa Gino's secret ingrediant to their base sauce.

Finally - Buffy 7th season on tonight @ 8:30 on TV 4 (Unfortunately at the same time as CSI and Third Watch - oh the sacrifices we make!!!)

See ya kids - Love ya
"We" went to the De Lux? I was told you didn't join us because you had to study so you could play video skater with James tonight.

I thought that particular line of B.S. was reserved for parents. Why don't you just tell us you're at the library while you're at it?
The Boston Paintball place in Somerville sucks hippo ass. I've played paintball for so long they don't even make parts for my equipment anymore, and that has to be the hands-down lamest excuse for a paintball facility I've ever seen or heard of. It's basicly a gymnasium with beanbag-sized inflatable barriers and a pro shop. That's it. I'd rather play in my parents' yard. We found a defective air hockey table at the place next door that kept giving us free games though, and that was cool.

Kiwi says she'll check in tonight.
How was paintball. James' answer was "boring". We ended up at the De Lux for our Monday Night plate of brown. With the lighting in there...all their food looks brown. Different shades of brown...but all brown indeed. You'll have to see it to believe it.
Where the hell is KIWI???
I hope she's not decomposing in the trunk of a Mini Cooper...
But of course... although in this case the djinn may have come across more like an afrit.

Monday, February 24, 2003

Thanks for spelling "djini" correctly but I wouldn't expect anything less from you. ^_~
Too much insight into the male psyche for comfort perhaps, but like they say, "if you don't want to see the djini, don't rub the lamp!"
Good pizza outside the US? There's not even good pizza in Italy!
Kiwi's hiding from us...I think we freaked her out and scared her off.
Wait Kiwi... you got good pizza? Sweet! I didn't think you'd ever get that right down there.
That's the same face I used to make...

Saturday, February 22, 2003

Friday, February 21, 2003

Congrats on passing the test Kiwi!
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[2/21/2003 9:50:40 AM | Preacher Matt]
Damn kid, you gotta get laid properly. "Torturous"... sheesh, that's the worst thing I've ever heard. Seriously. It makes me sad to hear you talk like that. I have to introduce you to my friend Kate sometime. I'm sure she'll gladly explain why dick is good... even if no one asks.


Yeah...it's why I invited Ms. Snatch here.
>Being a “nice guy”, I do look for a green light before I make a move but if you’re giving him the “go” and he’s not responding, he could either be dense or nervous.

Amen. A third possibility though is that he might be confused if he thinks he's getting mixed messages. Make sure the signals you're giving him are consistant.
If your new guy won't make a pass
touch a tittie or fondle your ass
there's a thing you can do
that'll surely get through.
Throw him down for a roll in the grass.
>But from a womans point of view do you have any idea how hard it is to get that enthusiastic about any of this??? Have we already gone through this??? The one eyed snake is not the most attractive part of the anatomy and frankly blow jobs are as tortorous to us as a movie without a full frontal for you.

Speak for yourself Kiwi... some women can't get enough. The whisker biscuit may not be, in and of itself, a particularly attractive thing either, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy giving one a good tongue lashing. I highly recommend cultivating some enthusiasm. An apprehensive libido isn't exactly going to inspire confidence in a guy you want to make a move.

I second what Sully said about sexual energy and passion, and can't stress enough that (at least in my experience) the notion that all a guy needs to be satisfied is a warm, wet hole in which to thrust and repeat is a gigantic bunch of crap. If I can be frank, when I've been with a woman with that attitude in the past, they haven't even been able to get me off half the time (and if you think men get anxiety about not making their women cum, you ain't seen nothing). It's just not much fun being with someone who doesn't take an active role. I'm not saying a blowjob makes the difference, but being an involved and attentive partner certainly does, and part of that is doing whatever you can for your partner's pleasure... both physically and mentally.

Damn kid, you gotta get laid properly. "Torturous"... sheesh, that's the worst thing I've ever heard. Seriously. It makes me sad to hear you talk like that. I have to introduce you to my friend Kate sometime. I'm sure she'll gladly explain why dick is good... even if no one asks.
Yeah, I was away.

If Chris still hasn't made a move, I couldn't begin to guess why, unless he's either a pussy or like you said he's trying to "do the right thing." Good luck either way... like Sully said, no one deserves it more. ...and hey, if it gets to be too unbearable feel free to give me a ring and take a few days off. Have cock will travel, and all that. ;)

Of course, jumping his bones might not be a bad way to go either. Take some initiative, why don't ya!

Oh, and this time the mystery flowers weren't from me. Nooge!

Thursday, February 20, 2003

Kiwi's in love with a Homo
Guys who don't put out are a no-no.
She hasn't the luck
To get drunk & fuck
She should ditch him and find a new Pogo.

^_~

LUV YA KID!!!

Friday, February 14, 2003

OK...the guy's gay. ^_~ WAH!!!
Deal with it, find HIM a dick to suck then find yourself one too.
Maybe that's the trick...maybe it could be the same dick at the same time. ^_~

DEBAUCHERY!!!
Yes, rent it today!!!

Happy mutha fuckin valentines by the way to one and all! What happened to Preacher? Is he still away? The man gets more paid vacations than anyone I know.

Kiwi's born again cherry is still intact, however we did have a very nice night looking at a wide variety of animals and the like. Got some good brickoven Pizza -(I think I figured out the secret ingredient to Papa Ginos wicked pizza sauce) and then came home for good old fashioned snuggling (full house so I couldn't impliment operation Cause and Effect) . I even got the anonymous flowers which kinda scared me because there are still some unresolved men lingering in the wings. Including Pete from Scotland - a poor disillusioned boy from Tauranga (one of the summertime pit stops) who somehow managed to track down my home phone number... hee hee. Jees you can't even have an innocent pub kiss nowadays, what is the world coming too?
Guy Ritchie directed it...Mr. Madonna you know. Father to Rocco.
hahaha! honestly, i haven't seen it! hahaha
[2/14/2003 3:15:23 PM | Ms. Snatch]
hey hey, do not take my name in vein you mutha fucka.


You fuck ya mutha, you mutha fucka. Fuckin' fuck!!!

BTW: ever see the movie "Snatch" with Brad Pitt. Probably not but worth a shot.
hey hey, do not take my name in vein you mutha fucka.
Marlene Dietrich was a goddess you snatch!!! ^_~

talula is a tori song! marlene can kiss my arse along with mona!
[2/14/2003 12:22:51 PM | Ms. Snatch]
sully, what is my name for today?


Telullah...or Marlene
sully, what is my name for today?
[2/14/2003 11:19:02 AM | Ms. Snatch]
shut up you tool.


I love your pet names...
shut up you tool.
[2/14/2003 11:09:23 AM | Ms. Snatch]
raw bar? am i slow today?


Wickid...^_~
raw bar? am i slow today?
[2/14/2003 10:50:31 AM | Ms. Snatch]
i hope not anything else on you is broke! hahahaha...


Yeah...like my wallet? WAH! As of 5 minutes ago...everything's in working order. Hey...are you sure you wouldn't rather go to a raw bar tonight? ^_~ WAH!!!
i hope not anything else on you is broke! hahahaha...
Shit...my hula girl gif broke...
When I say "meat"...you dance, OK?
there is action on this board!! :)

waht are the rules?
I don't care about Pee Wee...I care about my Wee Wee. YAHHH!!!
Hope you get filled out like an application Kiwi. I can say besides the Pope, you're the only one in the world who deserves to get laid more than me.

MEAT MEAT MEAT!!!

Thursday, February 13, 2003

Finally the low down and dirty on Pee Wee.
Jees - I go away for a coupe of days and mayhem ensues!

Hello Snatch... nice ta meat you (Sully does she know the dancing rules?) All is well - I hve a date tonight, after all it is Valentines day - I was supposed tobe working but thankfully my friend Amber is very bad at rock, paper, scissors. Lucky for me.

Sorry kids I cant' stick around for too long but I will be in on the weekend. Enjoy the day - I actually think we might be goign somewhere to hiff pinecones at the celebrating couples in the park... yeah, my kinda date!

Catch ya on the flip side.
okay..signing off here now.
i'm not reposting..you missed out..they were good.

yes howard talked about that around 10 this morning.

can't say i'll be on this board much longer when i gots plenty o peeps to piss off on the other one. :)
No...I listened to it until the 7:15 break and I leave at 7:30. Why...was that on? No, I didn't see the pics.
you really didn't see the pics?
you watched stern too this morning?!
They weren't those pics you showed me about how to put a condom on with a woman's mouth now was it? ^_~
Yeah...I hope they were racy...
and there, they are back again...very veird
why were these pics up before, now gone? hmm...
Wickid slow bored...need a new crew methinks.
slow board, slow board. i'll be back in a bit to spruce it up. :)

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

Sure. I'll tell him I love him and waste him on the roaming charges! G'night Snatch!
ain't got his number. didn;t wanna bother him out there. let's call him friday. remind me.
Got his cell phone number? Listening to the entire Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet....yes!
damnit. i need to talk to him about phish. that bastard!
Less than two weeks methinks.
when does preach get back?
i don't think there was one, although i can name quite a few we use now!! maybe hoo-hoo or something? i think my grandma calls it that!!
No...they call 'em "wallawallaberries". I have no clue. Dinky I remember as the childhood term for the penis. That and the ever-present "pee-pee" oe "wee-wee".
What did they call a girl's privates when you were a kid. The only thing I've ever heard was "bug" and that was in a Steven King book. Sure...there are myriad terms now...mostly negative. But I cannot recall the female genatalia being addressed in any fashion or term growing up.
new zealand!?!??!?! kewl. do they call them dinkies over there? :)
No no no...this is a slow board. I call it bored. ^_~ Kiwi lives in New Zealand but she's good about checking in. I go to Other Planet for chat in volume. Preacher and Rev Kiwi are the two most prolific poster on this Blog besides myself. With Preacher on the Worst Coast... There are like 7 others registered but I think they forgot...::sniff::
slow day here people, slow day. y'all gotta give me something here. shit sully, did i scare KIWI away already? :)
[2/12/2003 11:15:49 AM | Ms. Snatch]
oh boy. no holds barred huh?


I think so...I haven't censured anyone yet. The 1st & 2nd Amendments are proudly upheld here.

How about...no flaming, no hardcore pornography. I really haven't come up with a "no" list.
Yeah Kiwi...I brought in a professional to help you. And a chick. ^_~
oh boy. no holds barred huh? Kiwi, talk to me long enough i will either having you luving dinkies or completely scared of them! hahaha

BTW baldie, i luv how you call them dinkies. :)
Currently, I'm trying to get Kiwi over her fear of dinkies. Kiwi...Snatch is alright.
As a Simpson's fan, you will know that Channel Ocho is the Telemundo of Springfield with Pedro the Dancing Bee. Channel Ocho is the name of our "production company". More of a sign to tell our intellectual property. Also for Nero & Pedro. My buddy Peter (Dr. Hooey) and I collaborate musically and call it that under Ocho Productions.
Talk about anything you like I guess. Not a lot of volume here but there is quality. No rules!

(ED Note: The Poster here originally had the Screen Name "Ms. Snatch" and then changed it to "Irish Whisper" -eo's)

hello fellow bloggers! new chick here, as you can probably tell from my user name! sully invited me, we are on another blog together as well. thanks for the invite. don't think i know anyone on here except preacher. are there any rules i should know? what exactly is OCHO all about?

Monday, February 10, 2003

I will note your Christian/Cultural inculcation against giving head as something you can and should unlearn. Fellatio is considered sodomy in "the Book". But also realize for that reason it is a non-procreative act and a "waste" of seed. Any person just into intercourse (and at the same time not wishing to have children) IMHO is sexually "lame". Passion can be expressed in more ways than one. And a common complaint against the male of this species is the quickness in which they can finish at times. "Taking care" of the man first and then letting him take care you allows him to regain his errection and then he can perform intercourse for a long and more sustained duration. Climaxing for the man the second time takes longer. Climaxing for a woman takes a long time too (in most cases). It's mutually benficial when thought of in these terms. It should be about passionate nights...not passionate minutes. Women need to build their sexual "ki" longer than a man in order to achieve orgasm. But therein lies the quandary: if a man gets off too soon, the woman becomes nothing but a recepticle for the man and her needs are not addressed. But if a woman can't take care of the man correctly and set herself up for success, where do they get off complaining?
A paradigm shift is what is in order. You're never going to be comfortable with the act defining it as "torturous".
[2/8/2003 6:31:23 PM | Rev Kiwi]
Right - still the only female on this thing... jesus I need to find a support group here.

As for Sully - well I admit this is obviously something that you are truly passionate about. But from a womans point of view do you have any idea how hard it is to get that enthusiastic about any of this??? Have we already gone through this??? The one eyed snake is not the most attractive part of the anatomy and frankly (perhaps because of societies conditioning and all that religious 'fear' I had beaten into me as a kid) blow jobs are as tortorous to us as a movie without a full frontal for you (ie potentially tolerable but not necassarily enjoyable). Porn style BJ on the first date - Id be worried... but that's just that in the female society there is only one word for this type of girl and normally it'll cost ya $20 - $50 for porn style.

Argh where are all the women here? That's it - I'm inviting my own friends.

Bergie doesn’t have a computer right now but I don’t recall her posting. Husk registered too but has never posted. Kiwi, go to the “Team” button on the top of the page editor and see how many chicks are here then. And if you need help inviting people, send me their email addresses and proper names and I can take care of it for you.
Lemme let you in on a little secret, lil sis…ALL men are truly passionate about this. I’m a bit more vocal about it because I am the chairman of the Fellatio Awareness Society. And being denied that pleasure for so long, I am an advocate of the act and seek it and encourage it at every opportunity. I think of the immortal words of Q-Jo, the 400 pound tarot card reading sidekick to the stuck up protagonist in Tom Robbins “Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas” “Honey, show me a wife who doesn’t give head and I’ll show you a husband I can steal”.
Enthusiasm comes with familiarity and genuine interest in pleasing your man. The vagina is not the most beautiful body part either and, as a Guinness, is an acquired taste. The first time my tongue ever touched a vagina at the tender age of 17 I gagged! But I got over it and I completely enjoy performing oral on a lady. Under ideal circumstances of course. I am enthusiastic about going down on a woman. I mean the clitoris is designed solely for pleasure only. It literally is a woman’s “inner penis”. A woman writer once said it was God’s compensation for the Monthly Bill. I am very into pleasing my partner and it should be reciprocal. If I’m going to go down, the woman should too or that is selfish sexual behavior. The same woman writer also said if you cannot deal with giving oral (man or woman) then consign yourself that you’re never graduating from Sex School.

[2/8/2003 6:47:03 PM | Rev Kiwi]
Ok boys - don't think I'm not getting the message here.... Don't fear the dinky is easier said than done. 'specially for a good girl like me (*let me live in my dream world...*) Perhaps I have lost touch with my inner penis over the past years....

Help me out - Right now I'm seeing a guy who is turning my sex life into week long tantric expeditions - we have barely touched each other but the energy is intense! I remember reading how dolphins don't touch when they are making love...very transcendant (blah, blah, blah.) I'm tyring to give him all the right signals to get in there and make his moves.. but he doesn't. Either this guy is a saint - or he is trying to do good by me. In which case I am going nuts! I don't want to blow it by jumping his bones, but at the same time - jesus by Sully's standard I'm a virgin twice over out here and hell, it's get hard to contain myself.

I know that I'm really opening a can of worms here - but help me out guys - what the heck am I supposed to do here? Let me in on the male psyche - I'm confused as hell.


Getting him drunk and molesting him is an idea. Also communicating your needs verbally. Asking questions. Asking him how he wants you. Also for non-verbal getting the point across, when it comes to a point in your making out, hand him a couple of condom packets and lead him into the bedroom. That’ll work like a charm. Or it’ll flush out his anxiety to talk about.
Being a “nice guy”, I do look for a green light before I make a move but if you’re giving him the “go” and he’s not responding, he could either be dense or nervous. I’d never want to make an unwelcomed sexual advance. If there is spark, the kindling will smolder. It’s only natural for that to happen. Cause & effect.
Yes! Invite more ladies, Kiwi! Sure.

Saturday, February 08, 2003

Ok boys - don't think I'm not getting the message here.... Don't fear the dinky is easier said than done. 'specially for a good girl like me (*let me live in my dream world...*) Perhaps I have lost touch with my inner penis over the past years....

Help me out - Right now I'm seeing a guy who is turning my sex life into week long tantric expeditions - we have barely touched each other but the energy is intense! I remember reading how dolphins don't touch when they are making love...very transcendant (blah, blah, blah.) I'm tyring to give him all the right signals to get in there and make his moves.. but he doesn't. Either this guy is a saint - or he is trying to do good by me. In which case I am going nuts! I don't want to blow it by jumping his bones, but at the same time - jesus by Sully's standard I'm a virgin twice over out here and hell, it's get hard to contain myself.

I know that I'm really opening a can of worms here - but help me out guys - what the heck am I supposed to do here? Let me in on the male psyche - I'm confused as hell.
Right - still the only female on this thing... jesus I need to find a support group here.

Firstly to Matt - I think any good girlfriend will cook the steak for you on Valentines. I haven't really been an avid celebrator of the annual tradition (in fact the last one I celbrated I ended up tearing a good friend of mine to pieces overa very swet thing that he did for me ;`) ). To my knowledge Valentines Day was created for those in love, male and female and it has only been developed into a female focused event by media and Holl-ee-wood. If the two pple know each other well enough, well, Im sure you'd end up in a 69, that way you are preferrentially both happy and satisified by the end of the night. :)

As for Sully - well I admit this is obviously something that you are truly passionate about. But from a womans point of view do you have any idea how hard it is to get that enthusiastic about any of this??? Have we already gone through this??? The one eyed snake is not the most attractive part of the anatomy and frankly (perhaps because of societies conditioning and all that religious 'fear' I had beaten into me as a kid) blow jobs are as tortorous to us as a movie without a full frontal for you (ie potentially tolerable but not necassarily enjoyable). Porn style BJ on the first date - Id be worried... but that's just that in the female society there is only one word for this type of girl and normally it'll cost ya $20 - $50 for porn style.

Argh where are all the women here? That's it - I'm inviting my own friends.

Friday, February 07, 2003

The game kicked so much ass it'll be scraping cheek off it's boots for a week.
Brought my friend Pete from high school. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to get rid of the ticket... the cheap bastards.
Yes! How was the game? Who'd ya bring?
Oh, so by "porn-style" you mean "good". Right on.
x

Thursday, February 06, 2003

[2/5/2003 8:25:42 PM | Preacher Matt]
What exactly makes a blowjob "porn style"? The only difference I can think of between porn BJs and non-porn BJs is that porn stars always seem to shoot their load in the girl's eye.


Enthusiasm, style, eye contact, proper switching of hands, not being afraid to get a little (prefereably a lot) of saliva on the member (natural lube you know), the occasional pressing of the prostate (5 stars if can be done at point of climax). I think enthusiasm is key. She could be less than mediocre at the act but if she's wickid into it it's better. Anagolous to food...presentation makes the food taste better for some reason.
It's happened to me before...actually twice. The whole deep throat thing is for show and if she's comfortable with it...go for it then. I've felt a woman's lips touch the base of my (very average) penis and it's very OK.

The come on the face thing...whatever. I'd prefer to know ahead of time if she's spittin' or swallowin'. Or if I should pull out and get a Kleenex.

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

What exactly makes a blowjob "porn style"? The only difference I can think of between porn BJs and non-porn BJs is that porn stars always seem to shoot their load in the girl's eye.
Amatuer...no.
Out of the Game for a long time...yes.

Porn style BJ on the first date...priceless.
Duh. Amateur. :)
Mondays are really bad to go out wenching.

Monday, February 03, 2003


Only 5 more months until I'm a Born Again Virgin!!!

The First Meeting of the Wenching Club meets tonight at the De Lux Cafe on Clarendon Street in town. After 7:30PM and until we're drunk enough not to get lucky.